dodge the incredulity

phrase used to address someone who is expressing extreme skepticism or disbelief at a story, fact or anecdote you have told them.

You really don't believe Melissa slept with his brother? Dodge the incredulity, bub!

by talber December 15, 2011

Dogefather

The peoples crypto king!

I checked my Twitter today and the Dogefather says to HODL until I’m rich!

So that’s what the hell I’m gonna do! #Elonmusk

by Brian Fuggin crawford April 28, 2021

Dodged a Missile

It's the same thing as Dodged a Bullet but 100x worse.

I almost dated this cute person In Highschool but I had to move out.

Years later I discovered that a Mutual friend told me that the same person I had a crush on years ago just brutally killed His/her soulmate. Guess I dodged a missile there.

by -. .- -... .. .-.. August 13, 2021

Dodgen Middle School

A shit school with shit people and shit teachers (unless you are Mr Wilson or Ms.Markman)

I hate dodgen middle school

by Goofy_ahh person April 7, 2023

scales dodger

A person (usually obese) avoiding concrete evidence they have put on more weight.

In the space of five years, Randy went from an 11 stone fitness fanatic to a 19 stone bloater, a hardened scales dodger, constantly blaming his washing machine for shrinking his clothes.

by xoorox September 15, 2010

Oven Dodger

A derogatory term used to describe a person of Jewish faith or descent. Refers to the cremation of Jews during the holocaust.

You fucking yamaka-wearing oven dodger!

by pseudonym March 11, 2005

Doge

KAREN YOU WHORE
RELEASE ME FROM THIS URBAN DICTIONARY PAGE

IT'S ME DOGE
RELEASE ME NOOWWWWWW

by The doge chronicles December 21, 2019