Blowjob Derby

Setup: Two friends that are both guys, and two girls (they don’t have to know each other)
The Rules: There will be 1 guy per girl, and vice versa, so each guy gets 1 girl. The girls begin giving their partner a blowjob when the guys say go, whichever girl makes her partner cum first wins, the female winners prize: they get to fuck the male loser with a strap on, and the male winners prize: they get to fuck the loser female.

Chad: bro i came first, so now i get to fuck Amanda, and Katie gets to fuck you with a strap on LMAO
Chet: dammit! i guess rules are rules… i always lose the Blowjob Derby.

by MateoTheGreat February 1, 2022

The Derby

The one and only derby is held on a saturday in May, at the venerable Churchill Downs. There you will find the greatest collection of drunken Colonels and wretched whores in the country. The day culminates with the running of the ponies! Dreams are made, and hilljack KY college education funds dashed away.

Colonel Levine has made a habit of dawning his Seersucker suit and heading down to "The Derby" each and every year, to make sure dixie gets a shot at his Buckeye Tree

by NPE January 18, 2005

Derby

An editing fiend who likes to see his name in other peoples posts.

Hey, people.
I (SUCK LOL OMG =D)

Derby: Content edit

by [GpW]NinjA August 1, 2003

Derby

A type of retarded looking small hat, usually old people wear to hide thining hair,

grampy you scary in you derby

by T-izzle March 10, 2005

Derby

A slang meaning head, originating in Charlestown, Massachusetts.

That kid was talkin' mad shit about my dead grandma, so I punched him in his derby.

by Townie May 28, 2006

pinewood derby

a term for inserting small wooden cars into the vagina or anus for sexual pleasure.

get the cars billy! I'm horny for a pinewood derby!

by vance March 27, 2003

Demolition Derby

This is where the participants of a wrecking crew race to finish.

Demolition Derbies are held every Wednesday night in Down Town Windsor.
Bring your hard hat and a bottle of KY.

by Griz November 22, 2004