sloppy taco dive

eating out a dirty old mexican bitch after coating her vag in refried beans.

this old mexican woman worked with my friend at a taco stand and he put her up on the cart and made his own taco. the sloppy taco dive can be tweaked to your liking, cheese, corn, ex.

by mr. taco man November 13, 2007

diver

When the back seat of a car is filled. Both window seats and bitch is taken, sometimes double bitch is taken into effect. So there is absolutely no space, not even for one more cheek. The last person has to get a running start and dive across all the people sitting in the back seat and lay on top of their laps.

Brian (last person to get in, window seat) "Danny, looks like your trunkin it"

Danny (standing outside car) "Nah fuck that, let me get diver"

by JungleBunnys June 6, 2010

Uncle Duncan's Dirty Diver

When you engauge in anal intercourse with a female and you pull out your member and you notice she left you a present sitting inside your pee hole.

Guy 1 "dude she let me do her in the poopshoot for the first time!"
Guy 2 "Oh yea how was it man?"
Guy 1 "great besides the fact she left me with an Uncle Duncan's Dirty Diver"

by motoxyamaha2 April 22, 2008

clam diver

n. a derogatory synonymn for lesbian

She's a total clam diver, man. She loves to chow pussy.

by Big Dog March 28, 2003

Lonely Diver

To stick ones thumb/finger up their asshole for pure enjoyment, but to do it alone.

Guy 1: Man, work went by so slow today, i had to go on break and give myself a lonely diver to pass the time.

Guy 2: Thats fucking gross shit man.

Guy 1: I know!

by Loren Brocker August 14, 2006

Forced Diversity

The method SJWs used to relieve their white guilt. Sometimes it just means no male, as SJWs are just a bunch of delusional white girls with mental health and daddy issues.

The reason of Ghostbusters sucks is the result of both forced diversity and an actually bad story.

by 望月吉棟 June 29, 2017

Navy Diver

Scallywags, through and through. Maximum strength, full-throttle, fuck you power! Neurotic to the bone, ornery bastards, and down right good looking! Max depth 130? Made of Neptunes blood and raw America! The best (and worst) you'll ever have and still, the one and only-Deep Sea.

Navy Diver: Hooyah Deepsea! Etc, etc....

Example:
CO: “ who the fuck shit on the quarter deck!?”
Navy Diver: “Fucking EOD guys I bet” (wipes ass)

by Deep Sea Doc August 7, 2019