Shitmush Dinner

Shitmush Dinner is christmas dinner when cooked by someone who is sadly lacking in culinary skills, has no concern for nutritional content, or both.

Did you have a nice Christmas Dinner?

Not really; the mother-in-law can't cook to save her life. So we don't really have Christmas Dinner.... more like ShitMush Dinner....

by Sidiek December 29, 2009

Sparkling dinner treat

When your date goes into the bathroom, and you ejaculate into their glass of champagne.

I gave my date a sparkling dinner treat last night, she noticed it, and pepper sprayed me.

by Dustinj321 October 14, 2017

Skin Dinner

Eating out that pussy real good.

She invited me over for a skin dinner and I graciously obliged.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2018

Spinach Dinner

When she don't wipe, extra din din

Israel: "I didn't wipe..."
Nick: You know what that means...extra spinach dinner!"

by Prog69 October 31, 2021

Sea-Food Dinner

While having anal or doggy style sex with a girl, enjoying a lobster or other various seafood off the flat of the girl's back.

I've had my fair share of sea-food in the past, but just had the best sea-food dinner with your mom in my life.

by Tyler McDade April 13, 2007

Shore Diner

Only the BEST DINER in Egg Harbor Township, NJ! (6710 Tilton Road, EHT)

These people know how to cook up a great meal with their certified angus beef, GIGANTIC menu, fast seating, high quality food, and delicious baked goods!!!

They have over 52 craft beers to choose from and a huge selection of fine wines, averaging in the 90+ point range from "wine advocate ratings".

!!!GREAT PLACE!!!

Question: "Eddie, where did you and Tiff go for your date?"

Answer: "To the Shore Diner, Duh."

by beef eater food February 25, 2011

Supreme Danger Wank

The generic and conventional 'Danger Wank' where one must crack one off whilst calling mother to ones bedroom with the challenge of shooting load before she enters is so last century.

How about add some more 'Danger'

The 'Supreme Danger Wank' is where one calls mother to ones bedroom before self service has commenced. The aim of the game is wait until mother is in bedroom then proceed to wank one's self into oblivion and shooting man milk aimlessly before mother leaves the bedroom in disgust.

Can I sleep on your couch for a few days mate? My mum has had enough of my Supreme Danger Wanks, got jizz on her new cardigan this time!

by Filthy Disturbance April 23, 2017