Dimkalip

Masturbation to ASMR videos from social media platforms.

How often do you dimkalip?

by Greg McFargus April 24, 2024

Dickapades

Various things you do with your dick - ie. putting it in peanut butter, having sex with multiple partners in one night, cheating on your girlfriend.

Actions controlled by your dick.

I stuck my dick in some peanut butter and fucked this bitch who was allergic to peanuts. Boy, sometimes my dickapades really get me in trouble!

by Slappy Cockmonuss June 22, 2010

dickahol

Dickahol is a liquor that when consumed will instantly make you disgustingly annoying and promply a "dick". 2, A woman addicted to men named dick.

your friend is being a douche, "Dude, you been drinking dickahol?". "he is a dickaholic. "How many bottles of dick did you drink?"

by Ethanfair1 January 4, 2012

Dickapitate

To cut the head off of one's cock.

"Put your head in the dirt and you're dickapitated"
~Rick Ross

by Maximilian. August 24, 2012

Dickanologist

Someone Whose Able To Know a Real dick from a fake dick you got from off the internet. So therefore, you may not have the DICKONOLOGIST degree, but in my opinion. Everyone is a DICKONOLOGIST.

I know he ain't sending me someone's else dick saying it's his. Let me get on my Dickanologist glasses. This shit ain't right.

by DICKONOLOGIST August 16, 2014

dickapus

When one is being a dick and a pussy simultaneously

He just read your diary. He's such a dickapus.

by SpringBreak2k14 December 5, 2014

Dickacologist

A woman that understands the complexity of the penis and can appreciate the many varieties that it comes in. Someone who facilitaes no matter how big or small the penis, the ultimate pleasure experience.

Her explanation of the proper way in performing fallacious acts caused me to believe that she was truly a dickacologist. Dick Penis Fallacious

by BknySb May 9, 2016