dickworthy

A term used by the lonely geeks in my Calculus class. Often used in the context of an attractive young male that they'd enjoy giving a nice buttfuck, hence the term 'dickworthy'. Ironically, most of them think that sex is the integral of e to the x.

"Man, that guy is suck a twink... Definitely dickworthy."

"Sex? Sex? What is that? The integral of e^x? Surely, it must be!"

by Spammity Calamity! January 14, 2008

dickorate

The act of placing dicks (also known as penis') virtually everywhere. The dicks can be real or faux, and can be anywhere, as long as they're everywhere.

-Tim drew a picture of a fat person.
-Brandon stole the picture and dickorated it.

by Still Not Goyle February 5, 2009

Dickorexia

Nervous loss of one's sex drive. Unable to perform in bed.

I got this big hard cock her but my wife doesn't want to ride it, because she hade dickorexia.

by Pookiebarr October 4, 2010

Dickorate

To decorate a person, place, or thing with various dick paraphernalia or drawings.

Chad's passed out, lets dickorate his face, bro!

by Joey, The Dickorator December 18, 2015

Dickworm

From penile worms, a medical condition that means exactly what it sounds like,
used to mean douche as in, a person

Why are you being such a dickworm?

by Krystal Iceborn August 24, 2017

i will suck a dick for 25 cents

Something every self respecting straight man will do

I will suck a dick for 25 cents

Thats gay

Its not gay if you do it for money

by I_eat_dick July 8, 2021

dickword

dickword is used to describe a silly or 'stupid' sounding word, this is often used as a reaction after someone tells you a new word.

'save the mongooses'
'MONGOOSE! WHAT A DICKWORD!"

by Whey Its Dan July 15, 2006