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Dick Cheese

Someone named Richard who enjoys cheese.
I love Dick Cheese. I honestly must admit, Dick Cheese always turns me on.
by Kanye West's sexy uncle December 12, 2020
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Lick My Dick Cheese

by Rev Sharpton July 4, 2025
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Dick Cheese

The stuff you get on your penis after you dont wash it. Dick Cheese can also be used as an insult that will leave the enemy even more stupid than he was before.

It is also what Big Les calls Nordan in Season 3 Episode 7 of The Big Les Show.
Les: Hey Nordan... Nordan... Cum... Oi dickhead... Dick Cheese

Nordan: Oh my God, I hate this fucking town
by paul8m3 February 8, 2022
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Dick cheese

a white substance found on a mans dick that has a 100% chance of a women saying "im not fucking that"
her: im not fucking that
him: why
her: because u havent cleaned off the dick cheese from last time
by bob stevereno June 11, 2018
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National dick cheese day

The holy holiday on July 10th that celebrates all uncircumcised men and their dick cheese. People usually spend this day making their own dick cheese in honor of the homies
Jake: Yo Sean’s birthday is on national dick cheese day!
Jake #2: No way that’s tomorrow I’m so excited nigga.
by Ddukvsrijfdjopjdacn July 9, 2019
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Nolan has dick cheese

This is a statement that any man named Nolan has an overwhelming amount of dick cheese.
Do you guys smell that? Is that Nolan! Nolan has dick cheese!
by hatdogman_6 January 25, 2024
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