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design blind

adj. that describes individuals who are unable to recognize excellent design. Design blindness is a disorder that surpasses mere difference in taste and is typically coupled with a stubborn insistence on pursuing their own unpopular designs.

The bane of designers everywhere, design blind individuals produce efforts that are fraught with clashing colors, outdated layouts, poor lighting, complete disregard for Feng Shui, gross lack of balance, and copious examples of poor font, fabric, and furniture choices that result in generally-recognized eyesores.
I might be tone deaf, but at least I'm not design blind.

Did you see that horrendous website? Whoever made that atrocity is clearly design blind.

Your client isn't unappreciative; she's just design blind.

I want to gouge my eyes out after looking at the work of that design blind scribble monkey.

#designblind
by wanderlustjunkie June 14, 2018
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Expert Designer

A rank that is obtainable in the Plane Crazy Community Discord (PCC for short), that requires 90 member-decided upvotes on your creation. Because the community consists of people who have an IQ no higher than 70, a meme build can easily obtain this rank.

People who usually have this rank and no other rank to show usually think highly of themselves and disregards any form of respect for other people in the Discord. When asked for criticism, they will not hesitate to insult your build of being "low-effort" and "shit", despite most likely not having a build that requires even the smallest amount of brain wrinkles to create. Despite that, they will almost always cause an argument when given feedback on a build they posted, even when given the smallest amount of constructive criticism.
Person 1: hey @Expert Designer can you give me some criticism as to why you downvoted my build in #creations?

Expert Designer: it's shit, plus i'm tired of people giving their builds unoriginal names
Person 1: what
Person 2: man got expert designer and now he thinks he's hot shit
by ApplePlastic March 31, 2021
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designer woman

No, a designer woman is not a woman who happens to be a designer.

A designer woman is a woman who is so apparently perfect that she seems tgtbt and, if she was a real woman, could very well be tgtbt.

To describe a designer woman would be to run down a list of specifications drafted by lovers of women.

The only true designer woman that exists is a virtual woman, one that only exists in an unreal world.
These include six, jessica rabbit, and, oddly enough, turanga leela.
Little Dickie: It doesn't matter what she looks like or what kind of character she has, there is always something wrong. Either she farts or eats boogers.

Doghorn Sexhorn: What you need, my boy, is a designer woman
by verbus accidentibus August 13, 2010
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Designated Douche

a person in a group that is designated to make fun of random stranger for no reason.
that suck, i'm the designated douche tonight because i lost a bet.
by cuul boy April 27, 2010
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Designated Drunk

Your buddy who is always the desiganted drunk driver. You all go party and no one is sober but the best drunk driver drives the car home
Man your the best drunk driver so we vote your the designated drunk driver of the night
by rexero December 11, 2007
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designer dog

A hybrid-breed dog that is bred for the express purpose of combining the traits of the two parent breeds, as opposed to the accidental or incidental crossing of two pure-breed dogs. A designer dog is not quite pure-bred and not quite a mutt. The popularity of various designer dog breeds over the past 25 years has been exploited by many backyard breeders, most of whom are unfortunately not seriously committed to the physical and psychological welfare of the animals they produce. In spite of this, designer dogs often make ideal animal companions for a variety of unique home and family settings. Designer dog breeds are typically referred to by clever names likes labradoodle (Labrador-poodle) and chiweenie (chihuahua-dachshund.)
My designer dog Tippy is a chiweenie whose unique constitution and temperament is the result of combining some of the best features of the chihuahua and dachshund breeds.
by chadsuperhero December 6, 2013
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Designer Dog

A term used by scam artists to charge exorbitant prices for mutts.
My friend tried to sell me a Labradoodle for $1000 calling it a designer dog. I told him that the difference between a $50 dog and a $500 dog were papers and you can't get no papers on a mutt.
by Diasent January 8, 2015
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