hang dangers

The tits of a woman, usually at the age of 40 or older that sag to the point that they drag along the ground. Usually they require the use of the infamous "Over the shoulder boulder holders". They can also be referred to as fried eggs hanging from a nail. Usually unassuming and appear large and appealing when clothed but when unleashed they're given away by the classic double thump or " thump thump!" Approach any suspect hang dangers with caution, unless you're into that kinda stuff.

Dude, Joey's mom has a nice rack!

-friend- Yeah, but they're freakin hang dangers man! I totally caught her getting out of the shower and I swear to God she almost tripped over them.

by TheDude41780 March 11, 2015

The Deranged Collector

The Deranged Collector is a being who has been here since the beginning of Time. His sole purpose is to collect things he finds and analyze them. He now is analyzing the things he finds on earth and would like it if you kik him at DerangedInside

The Deranged Collector is coming... He wants to know about what you collect.

by Collector... April 11, 2017

Area Derangement Syndrome

An effect where people think that a country, state, province, city, or any other sort of area are far better / worse than they actually are.

Jimmy : Hey guys this part of our city is such a nice place!
John : No it isn't...
Jimmy : YEAH IT IS
John : But people get constantly robbed, shot and raped over there...
Jimmy : THATS A FALSE STATISTIC!
John : Calm it down with your Area Derangement Syndrome

by SRPGShadow June 13, 2018

Turkish Derangement Syndrome

Or simply, TDS.

A person afflicted with TDS suffers severe panic attacks at the mere sight of Turkey, or anything remotely related to Turks, Turkey and their history. More research is being conducted on this newly discovered mental illness.

Normal Person: The trade between Russia and the Ottoman Emp-

Guy who suffers from Turkish Derangement Syndrome: THE OTTOMAN EMPIRE KILLED ARMENIANS THEY TOOK CONSTANTINOPLE I HATE TURKEY DEUS VULT GO BACK TO ANATOLIA TURK.

Normal Person: .... Sir, this is a Russian history class

Guy who suffers from TDS: YOU WORK FOR THE TURKS RIGHT? YOU ARE A TURKISH SHILL. YOU GENOCIDE DENIER SCUMBAG

by Black Boy From The Jungle October 7, 2018

Pussy derangement syndrome

A woman's inability to distinguish between a man's equal opportunity in a career and access to her sexually.

Melania didn't think Barack Obama should be President, because of her pussy derangement syndrome, she would not consider him a viable sexual partner

by MJssss December 29, 2018

McGee Derangement Syndrome

A mental dysfunction causing those detractors with schizophrenic fears and/or hateful thoughts and feelings about Johnson McGee to go unhinged. Abbreviated as MDS.

Herbert has been talking about Johnson McGee all day! I feel like he might be suffering from McGee Derangement Syndrome.

by Johnson McGee The Third April 12, 2021

Mittani Derangement Syndrome

Mittani Derangement Syndrome (MDS) is a mental condition in which a person has been driven effectively insane due to their dislike of Spacelord Mittani, to the point at which they will abandon all logic and reason.

Villy, sadly, suffers from such a bad case of Mittani Derangement Syndrome that he can't handle people actually listening to his interview.

by Zabbara June 4, 2021