danger wank

When you masturbate quickly with a good risk of being caught so it's more exciting.

I was upstairs earlier and my cleaner was dusting downstairs so I had a danger wank while peeping through a crack in the door at her

by Adam the definer ! July 29, 2014

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spam dagger

Male organ; penis

"He pushed his filthy spam dagger deep into her fanjita"

by Marzipan March 26, 2003

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IN BRIEF: Something that kills the chances of a good outcome. This is mainly said when competition is involved.

IN BASKETBALL:
-A completed buzzer-beater at the end of the game to take the lead,
-a field goal or free throw made for a team with just enough time for the opposite team to not produce the win or
-if the lead is completely out of reach, "2:00 left" is automatically the dagger.

IN FOOTBALL:
-A completed touchdown, field-goal or a safety at the end of the game to take the lead,
-a touchdown, field goal or safety made for a team with just enough time for the opposite team to not produce the win or
-if the lead is completely out of reach, "2:00 left" is automatically the dagger.

EXAMPLE: Mo Williams shot the dagger in Cleveland's win against Atlanta in Game 4. Just so you know, Cleveland swept Atlanta in that game, too.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant May 13, 2009

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fast and danger

leet, ubar irl, fast like gleam the cube

I have two sides, one happy, one anger. You can ask a stranger, my board is fast and danger

by yeah January 16, 2003

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dangerously drunk assistor

a common friend that is a mild mannered high school student by day, but at night swoops around the streets of his small town in his red solara/blue accord of justice and saving the underage drunks of his town from persecution, punishment, and arrest.

1. "I drank waaaay too much at this party. My night is saved, thanks to: the dangerously drunk assistor."

by Mattius gagliardi October 13, 2005

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