It is said that somewhere in the universe, exists a dress so perfect that when you try it on, you automatically reach enlightenment. It perfectly higlights your curves, lengthens your legs flattens your tummy and makes you look "trendy yet sophisticated" from the moment you put it on. after you find the dress, good luck follows you wherever you go and you will probably marry a rich doctor. Right now, the dress is just an urban legand but you never know, right now as you read this "The Dress" might be hiding inside some store waiting for a lucky woman to find it.
Betty: "I heard that Lauren married a rich doctor and moved to L.A. and is now the fasion editor for Elle magazine!"
Clare:"Yeah, she found The Dress."
Betty:"...ooh lucky bitch!"
Clare:"Yeah, she found The Dress."
Betty:"...ooh lucky bitch!"
by Alli!~! June 20, 2007
Get the The Dress mug.A dress a girl purchases for the sole intention of looking hot and go out in. Usually purchased some time before going to Las Vegas, and most oftentimes worn with Vegas Shoes, and cannot be substituted with anything else.
It's not uncommon for the dress to never be worn again.
It's not uncommon for the dress to never be worn again.
We drove all the way to Vegas and my girlfriend just realized that she forgot her Vegas Dress, that's why she's crying uncontrollably... I guess she'll be stuck in the room naked then... Perhaps I'll stay in too....
by figbush May 1, 2013
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The suns out and that girl looks hot, in a small lightweight (possible slightly see through) dress and I would like to bang her.
Gary: "I saw Sarah today in a nice summer dress, she looked really nice."
John: "Dude, what you are really saying is you want to tap that." sexy
John: "Dude, what you are really saying is you want to tap that." sexy
by Dilts July 19, 2016
Get the Summer Dress mug.When you are wearing a strapless maxi dress but have had so many drinks on a rooftop in the summer with your girlfriends that you decide to pick up your floor length dress from the bottom and raise it all the way up to flash everyone on the street below, instead of just simply lowering your strapless dress top.
by Mls8910 August 22, 2020
Get the Maxi Dress Flash mug.the dress is indeed blue and black. if you see different, your wrong :)
there is a picture of a dress going around the internet. some see gold and white, others claim they see black and blue.
there is a picture of a dress going around the internet. some see gold and white, others claim they see black and blue.
by hermione.granger.tf September 23, 2020
Get the blue and black dress mug.Its an angry cult chanting jizz on dress. Someone wear the Monica Lewinsky dress while the crowd goes wild.
by Richard of arms November 3, 2021
Get the Jizz on dress mug.Marcus posted some blue lives matter thing on his wall, so I unfollowed him because that's not how I dress.
by Reya Kalel August 4, 2019
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