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double dutch titties

When a woman's titties be so saggy that you can play double Dutch jump rope with them.
Jessica's got double Dutch titties, made me reminence of my childhood, back to my jump rope days.
by The Stray Pube December 26, 2016
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Denver Double Dip

When an individual goes an extended period of time without sexually gratifying oneself and then chooses to "Denver Double Dip" by masturbating twice within an hours time. In such situations, the first climax is generally reached quite quickly and with little stimulation needed. However, the second attempt is far more difficult and often requires the use of exotic imagery, including but not limited to; pornographic videos involving midgets and/or transsexuals.
"Let me tell you what, I was so horny that I decided to go for a "Denver Double Dip". The first time was so easy all I had to do was think about it and I went. However, round two of the double dip was much more challenging. I beat it until I was sore, the only thing that helped me reach climax were crazy videos of tranny's getting raw dogged by midgets."
by DDD - August 25, 2013
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reverse double dutch rudder

The REVERSE double dutch rudder is the process or action of two men facing away from each other, each with his right hand around his own penis, then they place their left hand on the elbow of their friends right elbow, then they simultaneously move the friends right elbow back/forth with their left hand causing the friend to masturbate.

Somewhat less gay than the double dutch rudder (when the men are facing each other), and worth it if you can perfect it.
Guy 1: Hey man, you up for some double dutch rudder action?
Guy 2: IDK, isn't that kind of gay?
Guy 1: True... how 'bout a REVERSE double dutch rudder?!
Guy 2: sounds good to me!
by CircleJerk001 March 27, 2011
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double disc cd

User:Can I get one
Drug dealers:Shit naw all I got is double disc cd
by Ry-Dro June 23, 2006
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Double Daring It

1. The act of going about business in a randomly idiotic way.

2. The art of turning a mundane procedure into a challenging obstacle.

3. Instead of going about a task in a practical, sane or reasonable manner, one does things in a goofy, silly and ridiculous way.
Instead of reaching for the remote control with your hands or getting up to get it, try double daring it by using your feet or any object long enough to bring the remote closer to you.

Rather than bringing your cup closer to the water faucet, proceed by double daring it by getting the water into your cup by using your hands.
by Waldo Spanks May 23, 2010
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Double Dick Surprise

A Double Dick Surprise is when teachers collaboratively give extremely excessive amounts of work all at once, usually before a break or vacation.
Aw man, all my teachers really gave me the ol' Double Dick Surprise right before spring break this year!
by fireaway12 December 17, 2010
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Double Dookie

1. When one is about to get off the toilet after a bowl movement, then realizes it is not over.

2. Having attended a prestigious University in the South for two degrees.
1. You would not believe the size of the crap I just took; I thought it was over...but it was a double dookie, and just kept on coming.

2. I was the only double dookie in my graduating class.
by peezdets October 31, 2011
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