donut thumper

A synonym for a bitch-ass lesbian. As lesbians don't possess a penis (most of them anyway), they end up thumping donuts.

That cunt wouldn't suck me off last night.....I think she may be a donut thumper.

by cuddy May 13, 2005

Donut dimples

A phenomenon that occurs when a person is so fat that the fat on their hands surrounds and covers their knuckles, leaving then with dimples where their knuckles should be sticking out. Varies according to just how disgustingly fat the person is. If you have donut dimples, lose weight now.

"Damn! Look at that fatty's donut dimples!"

by Sh4w September 9, 2006

Donut December

This is the month when you eat donuts everyday. Be fat. You gotta dress up as Santa Clause later in the month, so why not get fat.

Person 1: Is it Donut December yet?
Person 2: Yeah, it is! Why?
Person 1: I LOVE DONUTS
Person 2: Weirdo

by MynoduespPalindrome October 31, 2019

donut welcome

When a woman will squat over your face letting the loads of jism from her other boyfriends drip into your upturned face.

Ben got a big donut welcome after coming home early one day and surprising his wife.

by TheBeast691 December 9, 2008

Donut of Justice

A phrase used to describe someone suffering from advanced MPB (Male Pattern Baldness). The look requires no hair on the top of the scalp with short to medium length on the sides (hence the semi donut). Both a compliment & an insult at the same time!

Guy 1: I think it's time to say goodnight to the combover and bring on a donut of justice.

Guy 2: Bring on the Les Grossman!

by Devil Lantern February 19, 2011

Donut Conference

Two law enforcement vehicles, usually city or county cops, sitting side by side drivers side doors next to each other with there windows down. Officers exchanging either gossip and donuts or just donuts.

Passenger: Slow down, there's a donut conference in that parking lot up ahead.

Speeding driver: Cool, Thanks I was doing about 20 over.

by Rjhyardbug2 February 11, 2012

Donut Job

When a man puts his penis through the hole of a donut and a women eats it off then proceeds to give him head

"oh this donut is so tasty"
"thats great now suck my dick"
" lemme finish the donut job"

by bestdeffinitions March 17, 2012