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Receipt of Deceit

The sheets of toilet paper that secretly stick to you even as you exit the bathroom.
Get a load of the Receipt of Deceit on that guy's shoe! He must've paid the roll troll a lot of turdage in that transaction.
by Mountbatten BLAMMO™ August 1, 2011
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I Starscream am now leader of the decepticons

Starscream When He Kills Megatron-Usually Doesn't Last Long.
Starscream: I Starscream am now leader Of The decepticons
Megatron:I'm Alive!
by Nerdy-Weirdo January 15, 2022
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Immaculate deception

Immaculate deception occurs when a woman or girl pleads that she is both virginal and pregnant at the same time. She is so skilled in the art of deception that she not only convinces her boyfriend or husband that this is a miracle that has occurred but then somehow get a religious cult of billions of people to believe her lie and then to worship her and her bustard child.
"Say Betty did you know that Jesus is the immaculate deception son of the almightygod ?" " hey, if joseph is buying that load of crap why say anything." "am I right?" immaculate deception
by Walter eagle December 18, 2010
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Deception

Deception is a form of bribery fruad and blackmail
When Ben says deception he also means bribery...
by Benii Bra August 23, 2018
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Magog's Deception

1(n) Nanaimo metal group featuring the drumming of Magog
2(v) The act of Magog decieving people into believing that he isn't a dwarf when in fact he clearly is.
3(n) A bunch of crap
Magog's Deception failed in deceiving everyone.
by Kerington Industries October 16, 2005
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decanter

The act of using a catheter to drain one's bladder of urine, and the replacing it with wine or any other type of beverage. The decanter then serves other people by urinating into their mouths.
Man, that orgy last night had a decanter at it! My girlfriend got served, the lucky bitch.
by Angelus January 27, 2005
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Punk Ass Decepticon

An evil robot that got its ass handed to it by a stereotype.
Yo man, that punk ass decepticon just got da sheeit beaten out of him by that jew wit da pube fro...
by ndUBfiveONEoh August 20, 2009
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