cootercake

The unpleasant residue that builds up in a vagina caused by the absence of routine vaginal cleansing after sex.

The man refused to go down on his wife due to her cootercake.

by Vickdachick February 13, 2007

cooteague

An anagram describing when two or more co-workers (colleagues) are suddenly absent on the same day due to cooties. This may be from the fact that they work together (or are best friends) on a daily basis and contracted the same bug (cooties).

Person 1: Where's Billy Bob?
Person 2: He's out for the day.
Person 1: Weird, because Billy Ray is also out for the day; they do work together so they probably came down with cooteague.
Person 2: Yeah bro, so where are the TPS reports?

by Gabriel_1_ November 10, 2007

Coyote

Referring A individual who leads a pack of immigrants through harsh remote terrains, deserts , river grande, from one country borderline across another country line illegally.

Most commonly crossing the Mexico / USA border.

Cayotes Shepard the herd of immigrants safely for a fee usually 10,000USD per person.

Cayotes usually work for cartel, and take payment of the immigrants in different methods. Cash , use immigrant as a drug mule , or sex trafficking until payment is complete.

Cayotes are armed dangerous Mexican cartel operatives, Usually well respected in Mexico, and targeted in USA by custom border patrol.

Did you see that coyote leading those illegal immigrants across rio grande?! How did they not get caught! Who cares. More tacos for us . Right OneworldA

by One World Anarchy October 23, 2020

cooter pooter

An expulsion of vaginal gas. See queef.

Well, it was my first time, and I couldn't figure out where the clit was, and suddenly she lets out this cooter pooter and I'm like, "Whoa, what the hell was that?" It was crazy, man.

by cpoc February 18, 2004

cooter biscuit

little balls of toilet paper hidden in the creases of a skanky girls vag, left over after wiping. sometimes goes with menstual gravy.

Bob: i went downtown on Suzy last night and got a mouthful of cooter biscuits.
Joe: gross! next time tell that nasty skank to wash her junk beforehand.

by slapphappyseven March 27, 2009

cooter

woman's genital area

I got kicked in the cooter.

by Katie McSchlong December 7, 2004

cooter bug

Any std or infection that you get from having sex with a female.Seecooter Does not apply to gays.

Doug: Dude i had sex with lindsay yesterday.

Chris: Go to a doctor. You may have gotten a cooter bug.

by bmx king April 5, 2005