A huge bowel movement that blasts out at a high velocity. This can travel up to 10 yards if you are out doors. If indoors it can crack the toilet bowl with a shotgun like pattern. Usually caused by excessive consumption of high fiber foods in conjunction with very greasy or spoiled foods.
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The bloated sack in which resides in the anus. It is blissfully restocked with gas, daily. The toxins in the gas are enough to render a snob unconscious. The gases are expelled on a daily basis from the anus approximately 15 times a day. 2 times if you are a gimboid. 30 if you work at a fast food retaurant.
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Get the Clonewear mug.The extreme term for a staight man with very gay tendencies, one who acts a "straight" but talks a "fag", can often be seen sneaking a peek at a man's junk, this species can also be refered to as "halfafags" and is often found running in the wild with other manginas.
This wild species of colon chockers is also seen often in local grocery stores in the manpon aisle. The ravenous ass mongers are severe manly-ass glarers. Although you cannot physically feel the glare, in short period of time after being glared at by the colon choker you may exerience temporary spells of faginess.
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