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Total Colon Blowout

A huge bowel movement that blasts out at a high velocity. This can travel up to 10 yards if you are out doors. If indoors it can crack the toilet bowl with a shotgun like pattern. Usually caused by excessive consumption of high fiber foods in conjunction with very greasy or spoiled foods.
Those spoiled burritos with collard greens gave me a total colon blowout.
by corn man June 2, 2012
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colon-cocked

stabbed in the starfish by a big hairy penis.
Eminem 'gasms when he gets colon-cocked.
by yellowboy July 27, 2005
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colon

The bloated sack in which resides in the anus. It is blissfully restocked with gas, daily. The toxins in the gas are enough to render a snob unconscious. The gases are expelled on a daily basis from the anus approximately 15 times a day. 2 times if you are a gimboid. 30 if you work at a fast food retaurant.
My colon is feelin' great, thank you!
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003
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colonblow

A maximum-strength laxative, not for the faint of heart. You will literally shit your guts out. The mucus lining your intestines will be removed.
"Poopin' Is cool"
"Have a crappy day!"
by Benny February 4, 2004
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Clonewear

The clothes that everyone thinks are cool and everyone buys them to fit in and to make themselves look even more like preps.
Abercrombie is the lamest brand, it's clonewear
by Masonite February 18, 2004
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colon choker

The extreme term for a staight man with very gay tendencies, one who acts a "straight" but talks a "fag", can often be seen sneaking a peek at a man's junk, this species can also be refered to as "halfafags" and is often found running in the wild with other manginas.
This wild species of colon chockers is also seen often in local grocery stores in the manpon aisle. The ravenous ass mongers are severe manly-ass glarers. Although you cannot physically feel the glare, in short period of time after being glared at by the colon choker you may exerience temporary spells of faginess.
by ConorJRockBillC July 28, 2006
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clonophobe

One who fears clones. Also used as a term for the fear or rejection cloned animal meat.
Mary was deemed a clonophobe after refusing to support the FDA's decision of marketing cloned meat.
by Jake January 2, 2007
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