rinse cycle

After fucking a girl in the ass she cleans off your shit dick with a blowjob.

Brad was pounding Hannah in the ass and then she totally gave him a rinse cycle after.

by Cad the Kid November 13, 2014

the hippie cycle

1.The fact that every 12.2 years a new rebelios style is born (uselly has some thing to do with a new genre of music)

1958(hippie)
1970(disco)
1982(punk)
1994(goth)
2006(emo)
unfortunetly this means in 2018 a new freak will be born

guy:whare did emos come from?
guy2:their just part of the hippie cycle.

by enjoy life before its to late February 28, 2008

Robert's Cycle

Robert's cycle is the proven theory that high school girls are stupid whores. It is a perpetual cycle that forces adult males to date teenage girls, leaving teenage boys without dates. As teenage girls are amazed with the concept of dating an older and "mature" male, they think no further and allow themselves to whore their nubile bodies. The result of this leads to the lack of dates for high school boys. The girl's argument is usually that teenage boys are too immature and that they need a "man." First of all, one must take into consideration the facts that counter this argument. In high school, puberty is in its middle stages and hormones are simply making teenagers horny and immature. Plus, one cannot blame a teenage boy to be attracted to his female peers. It's only natural that people in the same age group would be attracted to one another. Teenage girls however, strive for the attention of an older male, presumably in his mid to late 20's. This whole concept of the older male being "mature" is ridiculous. The fact that an adult male is considering having sexual relations with an underage female completely destroys the original argument (that older males are mature). Not only is this illegal, but one could easily speculate that an adult male is a loser because he cannot get any dates in his age group, and resorts into having a 14 year old girlfriend. As a result of this, teenage boys will have to endure their high school career without any girlfriends. This will follow them until they reach the age of 25, where they can finally get a date with a high school girl. By this time, the cycle is complete and repeats once again.

Teenage Boy 1: Man, Katie is really cute. I think I'm going to ask her out.

Teenage Boy 2: I heard she has a 27 year old boyfriend. What a whore.

Teenage Boy 1: Aw man. Stupid slut. Another dumb girl taking part in Robert's cycle. I'll never get a date in high school.

Teenage Boy 2: Well, at least in 13 years we can get a girl our that's our age.

Teenage Boy 1: Hey how old is your sister again?

Teenage Boy 2: Uh, 4?

Teenage Boy 1: Sweet. You know, 13 years isn't that long.

Teenage Boy 2: wat

by Definitely NOT The Dentist May 26, 2008

3 second spin cycle

the act of giving a dirty article of clothing (esp. a shirt) a heavy dose of spray deodorant to mask any smell or foul odor. usually done in an emergency where all other items are dirty or otherwise unusable or the item is just well liked.

yo whats that smell?

sorry man, 3 second spin cycle

o gotcha

by sparky420 July 4, 2010

Sloppy Toppy Spin Cycle Gluck Gluck 3K

This act can only be performed on the hulking, 100% confirmed 69'9 tall tyler1. The fucktoy must climb a mountain of perfect physique impale themselves on the highest pinnacle of manmeat. Tyler will pinch the helpless fucktoy by the head and spin them around on his cock like a pinwheel. The fucktoy will spin at a rapid pace until popping free. After having their insides hollowed out by Tyler's monster arm, the fucktoy will then gluck gluck on his meat tower in consecutive fashion, followed by swallowing 3000 gallons of flawless DNA.

retrad: Did you hear Kayla almost died doing the Sloppy Toppy Spin Cycle Gluck Gluck 3K?

retrad 2: Can't even properly compress her organs, what a fuckin casual.

by binder full of ankle pics September 1, 2022

hog cycle

I tested this deck on Master Royale for research purposes. ( I was arena 4 at the time i did but I quit at arena 9)
Guess what? I became 10x powerful.
Guess why? Because it takes no skill.
(mind the gif of gay men kissing)
If you use this you have a 50/50 of either missing a parental figure or being LGBTQ. (Not that it's bad or something)

In rare cases where one does not repent from using 2.6 (or rarely when one gets started in using 2.6), they become what 50/50 they miss.

It's one of the most gay decks. It's just spam and spam. Nothing more.

Amongussus 20:15 "if someone uses 2.6 they are gay."

Clanmember1: So I heard about this "hog cycle" deck, what is it and why does everyone hate it?
Ilikeblackmenkissing69: it's a good deck, which takes skill
GayGirlNerd_420: yeah, unlike the other gay decks people use which take no skill, they're just mad that their stupid decks can't defend the superior one
UltramanMaxBalling: No, they are convincing you to use 2.6. Hog Cycle takes no skill whatsoever.
WalterWhiteGaming: 2.6 is gay, don't use it
Clanmember1: Ok
amogusleader1: gay deck users are not allowed in my clan
*Ilikeblackmenkissing69 and GayGirlNerd_420 was kicked by amogusleader1*

by mgkisgood6969 July 20, 2022

austrian rinse cycle

The act of urination from the penetrating party whilst having anal sex. Resulting in a wet anus and much embarrassment.

"I was really desperate for a slash whilst we were at it anal last night, so I gave her the once over on an austrian rinse cycle."

by ChrisUK17 July 21, 2008