Roof Cuban

a person who camps on a roof in an First Person Shooter

"that dude was such a roof cuban the whole match! i mean, he never came down!"

Hey, Dane! quit being a friggin roof cuban and get down and fight like a man!

by SovietYurik November 15, 2010

Soggy Cuban

When two fuck partners put Cuban cigars up each other’s assess and smoke them analy

Hey baby wanna have a soggy Cuban

by Lil dick cheese August 7, 2018

The Cuban Missile Crisis

This is a very specific situation when you are in a meeting at work with just one too many cups of coffee. You need to get out of there but don’t know what to do.

Jimbo, my man, they called a meeting just after my second pot of coffee. It was a brutal two hours. I was sweating the whole time and a little even came out on the drawers. You’ve been there. It was the classic case of The Cuban Missile Crisis! Fuck

by Larry and Rex and Benny September 26, 2018

pocket cuban

A tiny Cuban, usually female, that is small enough in stature that they could probably fit in your pocket.

Maritza, you're my favorite Pocket Cuban!

*holds open pocket*
Hop in, we're going shopping.

by LexiStripes November 8, 2018

Good man Cuban

When you put your cock into someone’s bum and then take it out and someone smells it like It was as a Cuban cigar, taking in the flavour.

I pulled a good man Cuban on my misses last night. It was epic.

by Deathbum September 6, 2020

Cuban

A person from the current communist country of Cuba, The dictator is Fidel Castro, and we do swim across the Gulf to get to get to Miami.

Dave-Holy shit theres some dude drowning, i got 2 get the life gaurd-
Jesus-don't waste your time it's just a Cuban

by Mitch the Cuban April 17, 2006

white cuban

someone who is of cuban descent, yet tends to act white and for ex. play golf instead of play pool like un cubano verdadero!

Rafa: ay javi wanna play some pool son?
Javi:no thank you, i'd rather spend my afternoon at the golfcourse
Rafa: damn white cubans...

by pattycake December 28, 2005