mary cruz 

mary cruz is someone who can make you smile at any second of the day.
She's usually very lazy, but tends to get her job done. She is very loud, and can make boys fall for her at any moment, even tho she denis it.

"hey did you hear about mary cruz?"
"no what happen"

"she's got all the guys falling for her"

mary cruz by lily konick January 30, 2017

UC Santa Cruz 

A college in California that Hasan Minhaj won't stop throwing shade at.

*After taking SATs*
"Can I get into Stanford?"
"No."
"Can I get into UCLA?"
"No."
"UC San Diego?"
"No."
"UC Davis?"
"No."
(defeatedly)"UC Santa Cruz?"
"Maybe..."
"Jesus Christ"

UC Santa Cruz by DogsAreSoFluffy March 28, 2019

Julian cruz

A fuckboi who rents himself out to women who can't find a partner.

Julian Cruz is available right now

Julian cruz by Brannon July 14, 2017

Ted Cruz Booze Snooze 

When one consumes an excessive amount of beer prior to unintentionally falling asleep. The victim then awakens in a completely diverse setting and scenario, having no recollection or memory of the past night. Said person may even be in another state or country than they had last recalled.

"I heard Patrick attended Douglas' party in Orlando last night. He took a heavy Ted Cruz Booze Snooze and now I hear he's in Michigan at a seven year old's birthday party."

"Niiiice."

Ted Cruz Booze Snooze by HeveStarvey July 17, 2016

Ted Cruz

The Scranton Strangler

Ted Cruz is the Scranton Strangler.

Ted Cruz by noneofyobeemovieporn February 18, 2021

nikolas cruz 

He shot and killed 17 people on Feb 14 2018 at mojory stoneman douglas high school

nikolas cruz killed 17 people

nikolas cruz by britney's queen June 12, 2018

Ted Cruz

The Zodiac Killer

Michael: Hey so did you see Ted Cruz in the polls?
John: What? Do you mean the Zodiac Killer?

Ted Cruz by MackMurphy May 11, 2016