hair crumbs

Gross, flaky dandruff that flies off one's head.

Bob: "How was your date last night?"
Bill: "Good, other than every time Sally moved her head, hair crumbs flew off."
Bob: "Ditch her, bro."

by JefreeStar January 20, 2009

crumbsack

AkA/crumb-sack/n.Any marketable packaging of broken bits of a commodity generally sold in a complete form; A whole or parted commodity sold at sale below the usual market price in that the item consists of marketable piece-parts of the usual whole item purchased.

"I see the green cookies have sold out, can you make me a crumbsack from those broken pieces?"

"That's what I like about Juan, he makes a dang good crumbsack!"

by Dvielmancc February 10, 2006

crumb surfing

The act of a canine investigating the floor under a table or tray after a meal in hopes of finding dropped food.

After the movie, Venti was excitedly crumb surfing by the couch looking for dropped corn chips.

by Proudwolf February 14, 2007

Crumpdown

A crumpdown is when you have the last 4 crumpets, they're absolutely fucking lush and then you finish them. They're so nice that you want more, but there aren't any crumpets left so you're left helpless wanting for more.
Symptoms are: Shaking, cold sweats, increased heart rate, slurring of words and blurred vision

"Duude, I need a fix I'm crumping down pretty hard, make it extra buttery. This is the worst crumpdown ever!"

by PeaTearGriffin. February 22, 2009

crumby humper

(n.) to be in a situation that is similar to the crumbs of a cookie
(v.) to hump something so that it gradually disappears

person 1: dude after my leg got chopped off by that serial killer it hurt like hell
person 2: wow thats a crumby humper

Mr. Horney: I was really hard and crumby humped my stuffed animal to nothing

by Mr. Horney May 24, 2009

crumb belly

A belly covered in crumbs from sloppily eating chips, or any crumb generating food.

Hey hun, clean off that crumb belly you look like a bum!

by sarhacosmo February 27, 2010

crumpet hole

Another word for a British douche. Also used as another word for a crusty oozing twat

Your a dirty crumpet hole.

Don't stick your Wang in her crumpet hole.

by Portuguese asshole March 9, 2014