crossed

Synonym to shych. Used to show one lying.

"Hes in the NBA,"
"Really"
"CROSSED!"

by Talk2meh March 28, 2010

crossed

When you're ill-tempered (angry, pissed, annoyed, etc).

Teacher: I'm so crossed today, class. Please don't make me cross at either of you because I'll suspend you, really.

Student: I'm sure you won't be cross at me, miss. :)

Teacher: Thanks, darlin'.

by Carpet Spill August 3, 2009

Crooked Commie

It is when you take a girls democracy away, then kill her.

Yo man, Dmitriy gave that bitch a Crooked Commie.

by Dirty D, the man the myth the legend July 31, 2006

crooked dick tip

poorly done circumcision can cause the tip, helmet head part, to be cocked to left or right: head not in line with shaft when hard

his crooked dick tip was IMMEDIATELY obvious

by fucked up cock April 9, 2012

crooked dick

some ones who's dick is crooked due to masterbating to porn

he now has a crooked dick.

by amor y paz June 20, 2015

crooked beat

Noun, sense 1. The offbeat rhythm characteristic to ska and rocksteady.

Noun, sense 2. "March/dance to a crooked beat", to be an individualist, or identify with an underground subculture like punk rock.

Sense 1: "You can only skank to a crooked beat. Put on the Slackers, bro!"

Sense 2: "Those kids march to a crooked beat. Fucking weirdos."

by Danny Delinquent December 9, 2003

crooked george

bent or crooked penis

Damn homie, you got a crooked george

by Dr. David D. Davidson II January 1, 2011