CriticalCow

Criticalcows are small breed of heffa that are cross bred between russian gopniks and american bint, short in stature with enourmous udders. They are seen naturally wandering irc.secops.space looking for jews to sprinkle mlp chants into their anus.

Sometimes the breed can be seen in hurds where they listen to hardbass and pretend to be american, if you see one in the wild you should assume the brace position in case they decide to stampede you gay porn and Fanart fan art

Check out that CriticalCow doing the gopnik dance

by DrNugget March 8, 2019

Gender critical

Used by feminists, and is exactly as the name suggests - critical of gender and the huge increase in transgenderism. Gender critical feminists believe in being skeptical of harmful behaviour and the side effects that may be directly or indirectly caused by transgenderism itself and the „affirming“ surgeries.

Risks inc;

AGP
predatory behaviour

failed transitions

severe complications due to hormone blockers

life long , chronic damage due to SRS
and the grooming of young children to believe they are trans despite just being kids.

suicide

“I believe in gender critical feminism. I don’t necessarily NOT support trans people but I think it’s worth being wary”

by bunn1es April 6, 2021

Critizen

Noun.

1. An individual who exists to critique the work and lives of others, often boosting their own sense of self- worth. Portmanteau of "critic" and "citizen".

2. Anybody writing anything anywhere on the Internet.

When Dave again complained that his sister knew nothing of how to carve a turkey, the family knew him to be a critizen.

by Mr J-Ro September 11, 2010

Criticism

Basically a excuse to hate-circlejerk (Fucking with people) other people's stuff and have it fall under an umbrella of said name. Basically bullying with protection by word manipulation.

ThomasDaTank stole some good pics from my pal online Railrodder and reposted onto his favorite Thomas the train Discord, basically saying some nasty and made-up shit about his OC's and how """awful""" they are, even saying "I'm horny for Jessica the cyborg." said character being 16 years old. I tried to report this shit but the mod stated "It's just criticism" which means "Hell no, we allow bullying here."

by The Painful Reality May 12, 2020

critical ass

noun: pertaining to assholes who participate in monthly gatherings of Critical Mass bicycle rides through metropolitan areas (i.e. downtown Chicago) whom are known to think they are holier than thou because they ride a bike. Often with convoluted sense of pride and treat it as a lifestyle instead of what it is...just a mode of transportation.

That guys a critical ass always showing up drunk to ride.

Critical ass blocking traffic once again.

by av99999 August 19, 2008

Gender critical

A fancy phrase terfs use for transphobia.

"Joanne says she's gender critical, but she's just a transphobic fuck."

"I'm gender critical, leave me be!!!!! I can invalidite your identity however I want!!1"

by Jordan Pilgrim August 31, 2021

Critical ass

The point at which critical mass of the ass is reached, prompting one to immediately find a bathroom and empty contents of said ass; esp. problematic for the work dumper who would rather get paid to defecate but instead has to take care of business before leaving the house.

Graham: I reached critical ass this morning and was 20 mins late to work.

John: Critical what?

by Grahamfw December 7, 2011