chimp

a monky an ugly creature often often seen with its banana in its hands

seth looks like a chimp

by the__yeti June 19, 2008

Connecticut Chimp

Verbal and emotional abuse. Tearing someone limb from limb and peeling their face off, like a Lyme-diseased Chimpanzee jacked up on Xanax.

I went all Connecticut Chimp on the barista after she F-ed up my double latte.

by WhiskeyRockARoller March 13, 2009

cimp

A person who constantly hits on the same girl expecting to get some but never does so he only tries harder.

Man, that girl's never going to hook up with Josh, I wish he'd stop blackberry cimping.

by Da_Man2134324 January 13, 2011

chimp

Performing low quality work very quickly. Based on the fact that the entire chimpanzee sex act, from erection to ejaculation is typically less than 3 seconds. The term is currently very common among frumdebars.

I can build you an awesome website by next week for a couple thousand dollars, or I can chimp something up this afternoon for about fifty.

by tafrum December 26, 2010

Chimp

Can be used as either a noun or a verb. As a noun, chimp describes someone who departs from a public house or club early to return to one's domicile. This could be for a variety of reasons: too ripped up to continue drinking, being ejected by bouncers (a corollary of being ripped) or being under the thumb. The verbal form is used to describe this act of baling out early: thus 'to chimp out'.

The Dwix chimped out again last night. He is such a chimp.

by Yume89 May 10, 2004

Chimp

(Verb)

To lose all human control and revert back to one's simian roots. Usually resulting from seeing an attractive woman or, if you are a comic book fan, a mint copy of The Avengers #1.

Did you see that girl at the club that I was talking to last night? I was really chimping for her.

Mark looked at the woman and began to chimp heavily.

by Masner May 1, 2009

ching chang chimp

Someone who is part asian and part black; i.e. Tiger Woods. Not to be confused with the halfrican that is a more general description of someone who is half black and half another race.

Who swings through trees but gets into accidents while driving?
The ching chang chimp of course.
Who benefits from being a minority while still being smart?
The ching chang chimp, no doubt.
Who steals your TV at night and then the next day comes by and says "I heard you got robbed?"
That's just a nigger.

by MikeydaV September 14, 2006