Critical

When a situation takes a turn for the worse, or not to ones liking.

Josue: Aye do we have enough weed for another backwood?
Rene: It's looking critical bruh.

by iceman415 October 30, 2016

Chesticals

Parts of a woman's anatomy on her chest that resemble a man's testicals

A girl walks into a bar . . .

Man 1 - 'Wow check out the rack on that!'

Man 2- 'Mate, look at them, they are all saggy and wrinkly!'

Man 1 - 'eww eww eww EWW! She has a pair of chesticals!'

by fishcake12345 December 15, 2009

Critical depth

Definition 1: When walking into cold water, the depth at which your balls first touch the cold water.

Definition 2: When entering a woman, the depth your penis reaches when she gasps and pushes you back.

Dude! I didn't realize how cold the water was until I reached critical depth!

Baby, I'm sorry! You're so wet i slid right past critical depth!

by tkdtchr October 2, 2011

critical race theory

Critical race theory is the idea that since the intersection of two races is patriarchal, patriarchy must be the unit-of-race.

Critical race theory is a reference to modernism-in-retrospect, and it argues that patriarchal units constitute race.

Critical race theory is the first example of intermodernism.

It leaves open the question of what the unit-of-patriarchy is.

by metawave September 8, 2020

Critical racism

This is the discussion that revolves around discussing racism (defined as prejudice based on race by a person with power). Having roots in the conclusions reached through analysis in critical theory which examines race, it is not in itself critical theory but favors ideas introduced by Ibram Kendi and others of similar print.

angry beaver: they're teaching the kids about critical race theory!

normal person: actually they're not, you're wrong, and they're showing kids what it's like to be aware of critical racism.

by Hatchettwit November 5, 2021

Craptical illusion

When it feels like you've gotten rid of 5 pounds of crap, only to look and see it was only an ounce or so.

"I'd swear I just dumped a 5 pound loaf, but there's barely a slice in there..must be a craptical illusion."

by OhDoktor May 31, 2013

Crypticalion

A language made by the cryptical people, as a way to communicate during the war in the 1600s

I speak the language crypticalion.

by Crea Moshia May 25, 2024