Creaminator

One who jacks their meet so fast, their sperm comes out hot enough to cremate dead bodies.

I learned I have super speed and immediately applied to be a Creaminator.

by MasterGooner February 19, 2024

creaming and crying

When you're really upset about something beyond belief.

Literally creaming and crying that our exam isn't take home open book.

by kingcreaming February 21, 2024

creatine virgin athlete

This is the type of athlete who swears that he runs 10 km in 2 minutes thanks to creatine and then he scares the hoes away because of his somali genes and floppy cock. His family is also disappointed in him and his aunt is a slut. His cardiovascular abilities come in handy on every wednesday when he robs a ship full of oil and fish cum near the somali coast. He also puts nicotine pouches in his ass.

Ice cream man: "what the fuck is up with the cum in the sink"
condom head: "ay man don't talk shit about my nigga"
somali: "oooga booga maga ooobos creatine virgin athlete i rob ship flopy coc haahaahahha ooh ooh aaaaaaa"
adolf hitler: "nigga shut yo dumb ass up im bouta fuck on yo aunt that stupid ahh slut"
somali: "heil hitler!"

by fukcer192 March 6, 2024

Creating

The process by which humans were created, when the devil shoved a retarded parrot in a diseased monkey.

Wow you really creating that exam, I'm guessing you're dropping the class...

by Juncture April 27, 2024

Creeking

A method to increase the girth of a penis by cutting of blood flow to the tip while erect.

"Dude, I have been creeking for 2 months now and my cock is already 2x girthier!"
"What the fuck."

by JammoWhammo May 20, 2024

creamin

Getting an ice cream, usually with a good friend.

"We creamin?"
"Bet your sweet little gembrooke ass we creamin"

"Does Steph cream?"
"On holiday she creams pretty much every day"

by bigtimecreamer May 22, 2024

creamingly

An adverb that can describe how good a certain thing is (comes from the word creaming)

"this book is creamingly good"

by Arveys November 29, 2024