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crappingneedles

A swag person 😋,Even do we don’t even talk that much to,Still they are a swag person ,
“Have you heard of crappingneedles??”
by Pastel!! January 17, 2022
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crappacino

A concoction to relieve constipation related to antipsychotic medications consisting of: 1) Coffee, 2) Prune juice, 3) Milk of magnesia.
Herman needed a daily crappacino with his morning dose of olanzapine otherwise he'd get plugged up and the microchips implanted behind his eyeballs would start transmitting his dreams to Amazon Prime.
by ddnnrntl April 5, 2022
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crappie

a alias given to Capitalism/Capitalists on the polcompball wiki, used usually by socialists; a variant of the aliases of "Crapitalism and "Cappie"
Hi Crappie, want to go to the Gulag?
Time to go to the gulag crappie!
by NullAt0m May 7, 2023
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Crappuccino

The juice that leaks from the bottom of a garbage bag.
I was taking out the trash and I got crappuccino all over my pants.
by Brizzneena September 25, 2023
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Crappuccino

When your first sip of morning coffee makes your bowels instantly move and you got to go. Rather than leave the coffee, you bring it to toilet so you can drink and poop at the same time.
Bill was in a rush to leave for work but still needed to drink his morning coffee. Upon his first sip he felt the urge to poop. Bill decided to multitask and took his coffee to the toilet. At this point Bill was enjoying a Crappuccino.
by schiniS February 3, 2024
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CrappingMaw

Someone who has a habit of having naked people sit on their face and eating their shit
Person 1 "At least I am not a CrappingMaw"
Person 2 "You can't say shit you lick Crapping Maws"
by Thou AnalSharter May 3, 2024
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de-crapping

the process of purging either a garage or storage shed of unnecessary items that have long since expired or outlived their usefulness. Common items discovered during a de-crapping include old clothing (protected by the misguided belief that fashion is truly cyclical), old magazines (containing articles that you fully intended to clip and scrapbook one day), and ancient near-empty bottles of automotive products that contain far too less product to be of any use.

De-crapping has also been known to take place in the living spaces of individuals with non-existent organizational skills; in such cases, the unfortunate offspring of the aforementioned individual are often the designated de-crappers.
Joe: Bob was de-crapping his garden shed the other day and found an Armani suit.

Bill: Cool. I'm the same size as Bob; do you think he'd give me a good deal on it.

Joe: Oh yeah. I heard him say that whoever peels it off the mummified human remains can keep it if they don't mind the bullet holes. His son called "dibs" on the pinkie ring.
by gawthic1 June 6, 2010
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