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Crapper cripple

The numbness and muscle weakness that comes from sitting on the toilet for too long. You struggle to stand up because prolonged sitting has compressed the nerves and blood vessels to your legs. poop paralyzed, doo doo legs, crapper, bathroom, toilet, the throne, the john, crap, bm, bowel movement, butt
I sat down on the toilet and watched an hour tv show and when it was over, my legs were so numb and weak that when I tried to get up, I collapsed to the floor. I was a crapper cripple.
by joecoolthefool April 17, 2016
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Croppers

Croppers is just that one fuckwit who is very sensitive and cry’s a lot because daisy and holly make bad jokes. Croppers is very loveable and pretty even though she’ll do everything in her power to deny it. Croppers likes to be very bipolar when choosing wether to be a crackhead or an innocent little girl. Croppers is also one of the smartest people you know but doesn’t think so herself. Croppers loves Asians.
Croppers: I only got 99.99% on my test :(

Daisy: I got 33%
Holly: mr Chen wouldn’t be proud
Croppers: uwu I love Chen Chen
by Adam ploughed holly November 11, 2019
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Crappered

Crapper (base word) - someone who regularly shits theirselves.

Crappered - When a "Crapper" takes a dump on you.
"Aww man! That homeless man just Crappered on me!"
by cronicallyonline April 6, 2022
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bell clappers

A disability in which your balls can twist cutting off blood supply and causing excruciating pain, if not treated within a day (sometimes a matter of hours in severe cases) your balls can just die. Contrary to popular belief ADOLF Hitler didn’t in fact have this condition.

Side note as I’ve had a very bad personal experience with this: by severe pain I mean amongst the worst pain a man could possibly feel, in rare cases worse than kidney stones and even as bad as coming 2nd in a battle royale game.
James: “Did you hear about John with the twisty balls?”
Liam: “ yeah the doctor said he had bell clappers syndrome.”
by It’s clapping time July 2, 2019
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Cajun Country Crapper

descriptive noun: an extremely malodorous and filthy place, often used as a Simile in place of adjectives such as craptacular.
"philip's program stinks worse than a Cajun Country Crapper!"
by sloshypuppy September 24, 2009
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Go like the clappers

A person usually a lady who is an epic shag for reasons unknown
Posh girls have good manners, but they go like the clappers because they never got to hang around with boys at school
by Joecls May 23, 2022
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Clappers

JP: you bro did u say her give those clappers? there so good but her hands are so dry
JL: ya bro she reminds of that girl who girls to my camp, forget her name though.
by jlhkjpnyk January 26, 2011
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