by buggybug December 26, 2019
Psychologist: What you have is Puppy Cradle Death Syndrome
Man: What?
Psychologist: Its like when you get a new puppy and you hold and shake to much and *snap* there goes its neck.
Man: What?
Psychologist: Its like when you get a new puppy and you hold and shake to much and *snap* there goes its neck.
by Remnus Kizon November 10, 2009
A sex act when you wait till the bitch's water breaks, then you fuck her in the ass so hard she doesnt realize she's giving birth and you reach around and steal her baby
Cathy: Where's my baby? and where's jesse?
Mike: He must have givin you the San Franciscan cradle robber!!!
Mike: He must have givin you the San Franciscan cradle robber!!!
by SexualDeviant June 05, 2009
a person who finds themselves in relationships with those much younger than themselves with at least a five year age gap
by sansxfuckyou March 02, 2022
by Vinnnny9 June 08, 2019
2 guys, 1 chick in the middle. One guy puts his balls next to her left ear, and the other on the opposite ear. The two guys rock, paper, scissors on who goes first. The guy who goes first lets his balls hang then lets go, hitting the chicks ear. Then the energy is transferred due to elastic collision.
Bruh, me and my homeboy Tony fucked this chic. We did the Newton's cradle and she ended up with a concussions.
by papabenny February 28, 2018