Cradle snatcher

Anyone with the name Amelia, especially bug

wow do you like children
Yes my names Amelia I am a cradle snatcher

by buggybug December 26, 2019

Puppy Cradle Death Syndrome

When you love someone so much that you suffocate them.

Psychologist: What you have is Puppy Cradle Death Syndrome
Man: What?
Psychologist: Its like when you get a new puppy and you hold and shake to much and *snap* there goes its neck.

by Remnus Kizon November 10, 2009

San Franciscan Cradle Robber

A sex act when you wait till the bitch's water breaks, then you fuck her in the ass so hard she doesnt realize she's giving birth and you reach around and steal her baby

Cathy: Where's my baby? and where's jesse?

Mike: He must have givin you the San Franciscan cradle robber!!!

by SexualDeviant June 5, 2009

cradle kill

a 20 year old dating a 15 year old from 4 hours away and is totally wrapped up in her, also tries to get guts from her knowing that she is only 15.

Chris McPeters is such a cradle kill. Remeber that time he was a cradle kill. That whole summer he was acting like a cradle kill. Yeah thats the guy. To be cradle killed visit Neilson room 410.

by bread infection December 8, 2009

Rocking the cradle

Refers to someone's young age; typically used in a playful and lighthearted manner.

Joel: Dude, the Buffalo Bills just drafted a 20-year-old running back.

Shawn: Dang, the NFL be rocking the cradle!

by SantoriniSwimmer223 December 28, 2024

fatal cradle

(1)A Pro-Choice Womb
(2)A female who has a lot of miscarriages

Planned Parenthood is the ultimate fatal cradle

by EmJayee November 8, 2018

crank the cradle

Masturbate, mostly a guy.
For a female the correct sentence is wiggle the jiggle

Duudee, I just saw Lindsay again. I gotta get home to crank the cradle!

by Vinnnny9 June 8, 2019