Cradle snatcher

Anyone with the name Amelia, especially bug

wow do you like children
Yes my names Amelia I am a cradle snatcher

by buggybug December 26, 2019

Puppy Cradle Death Syndrome

When you love someone so much that you suffocate them.

Psychologist: What you have is Puppy Cradle Death Syndrome
Man: What?
Psychologist: Its like when you get a new puppy and you hold and shake to much and *snap* there goes its neck.

by Remnus Kizon November 10, 2009

San Franciscan Cradle Robber

A sex act when you wait till the bitch's water breaks, then you fuck her in the ass so hard she doesnt realize she's giving birth and you reach around and steal her baby

Cathy: Where's my baby? and where's jesse?

Mike: He must have givin you the San Franciscan cradle robber!!!

by SexualDeviant June 5, 2009

crank the cradle

Masturbate, mostly a guy.
For a female the correct sentence is wiggle the jiggle

Duudee, I just saw Lindsay again. I gotta get home to crank the cradle!

by Vinnnny9 June 8, 2019

Three Finger Cradle

The way in which a person holds a Fushigi while mesmerizing all their friends.

My three finger cradle is so stable, I never drop that shit.

by Jablomi November 9, 2010

Cradles

it's a song on tiktok. it's popular. it's created by Sub Urban.

Me: *Listening to Cradles*
random person: *whatevs*

by oreocookie78 August 10, 2021

Cradle of filth

Sheets of sacrificial toilet paper placed across the water in a public toilet to stop the water splashing up onto your ass

The toilets in the club were disgusting so had to lay a cradle of filth before I did a shit

by Marc Wins November 25, 2022