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A sexy monster truck that every car falls for in the Cars universe. Often seeing as a popular sex figure in the speedrunning community of Cars, he has been known to have a relationship with the world record holder named Xlebomatb.
Car 1: Omg, did you see Count Spatula's in the new PlayCars magazine ?
Car 2: No, why ?
Car 1: He is showing off his big sexy PP.
Car 2: No, why ?
Car 1: He is showing off his big sexy PP.
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A quirky old curmudgeonly bag of bones. What he lacks in teeth he makes up for with extrajudicious use of his tongue. His love of sleeping is surpassed only by his great love of eating which is so legendary it could be a lost fable of Aesop; such is his hunger that he will swallow whole an object half his length, his health and multi thousand dollar vet bills be damned. The more he eats the faster he barfs it back up though.
A quirky old curmudgeonly bag of bones. What he lacks in teeth he makes up for with extrajudicious use of his tongue. His love of sleeping is surpassed only by his great love of eating which is so legendary it could be a lost fable of Aesop; such is his hunger that he will swallow whole an object half his length, his health and multi thousand dollar vet bills be damned. The more he eats the faster he barfs it back up though.
That Count Grishnach really fooled you! While you were in the bathroom he won his own hot dog eating contest and then barfed.
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