certainically

Being so certain of something, that you are willing to barter your soul with Satan.

Ernest: "How sure are you that you love Emily?"

Brent: "Certainically sure!!!"

Ernest: "DAMN MAN! She got a sister?!"

by abrendon67 July 24, 2014

CoDtarded

Describes a player of the first person shooter, Call of Duty, who is a noob and does something retarded. Early signs you are playing with a CoDtarded person include shitty music in the background, a voice high enough to shatter glass, and refusing to ready up until next Sunday. Another indicator of a CoDtarded person is when you hear crying through a $5 mic, "Revive me I have a raygun,"

Smart player: "Did you just trade the LSAT for the SMR? Why are you so CoDtarded?"
CoDtarded player: *Shitty dubstep playing in the background*"Revive me I just got down and have the raygun,"

by Noobish_Camper55 February 28, 2017

Contaginism

Something that is contagious or something that can spread from person to person, like a yawn or the flu.

That yawn is infected by contaginism...

by fkl;a jg' September 16, 2019

Cartaglia

Cartaglia, aka the 'Tartaglia Copypasta' is a copypasta about Tartaglia from Genshin Impact. It explains how Tartaglia (or now Cartaglia) is love, Tartaglia is life, and Tartaglia is so gender.

ex: "Cartaglia is the most gender concept in existence, every day I wake up and look forward to seeing the cartaglia, he is my bbg, my sunshine, light of my life. I have a shrine dedicated to cartaglia and every day I offer the souls of children to him. I can only aspire to be half as gender as cartaglia. If anything happened to cartaglia I would kill everyone in this room and then myself. I am cartagliasexual and proud. I am the first sage of cartaglia. I am officially coming out as transtagliagender and my gender is cartaglia, my pronouns are tar/tagalicious

send this to 10 friends within 10 minutes or you will lose all apples to keep dottore away

send back if you wanna keep ur apples"

Person one: Cartaglia is the most gender concept in existence, every day I wake up and look forward to seeing the cartaglia, he is my bbg, my sunshine, light of my life. I have a shrine dedicated to cartaglia and every day I offer the souls of children to him. I can only aspire to be half as gender as cartaglia. If anything happened to cartaglia I would kill everyone in this room and then myself. I am cartagliasexual and proud. I am the first sage of cartaglia. I am officially coming out as transtagliagender and my gender is cartaglia, my pronouns are tar/tagalicious



send this to 10 friends within 10 minutes or you will lose all apples to keep dottore away

send back if you wanna keep ur apples

Person two: Wowowowow this is my whole personality now lemme have my apples

by RatherSleepThanStayAwake May 1, 2023

Uni-coital

Having relations with ones self.

I'm about to hit the shower for some uni-coital activities!

by J McGill November 29, 2012

Bi-certain

Someone's sexual orientation is without question bisexual.

If you ask me Billy's latest escapade cements that his Bi-certainty .

by ExcessWetness May 30, 2016

Robbie Coltart

A Grass

The boy over there hit Robbie Coltart and then he went and told the teacher

by Barcode June 17, 2019