simon cowell

One of the only judges on American Idol whos honest and fair and tells the truth

::some idiot on american idol sang horribly::

randy/ i give u props dog!
( geez, thats very constuctive)


paula/ you look absolutely wonderful! (like what does that have to do w/ singing)

simon/ sorry to say but that was dreadful! totally off key!
(very honest and helpful!)

by urbanslushie July 25, 2004

toyota corolla

Originally a car based as a mini-version of a Mustang, then the KE70 gave us some sideways action, then it went front-wheel-drive and got ugly from there.

The highest selling car in the world, and automatically the blandest car in the world. Driven by non-savvy college students and accountants. What car offers the least amount of personality? A white Corolla.

Reliable as buggery, so they still litter our roads.

College student 1: Damn, my parents bought me a gold Toyota Corolla for college.
College student 2: Gee that sucks what a boring car.
College student 1: Yeh...

*awkward silence*

College student 1: Beer?
College student 2: Sure.

by Poida May 29, 2007

simon cowell

Greatness. Pulls out the really rubbish singers to give us greatness.

That guy who sang "Like A Virgin" deserved it all the way.

by Mister Ignorant April 1, 2004

Coryell

Very awesome dude. Most likely a pothead. Known to steal girlfriends. This dude is someone you wanna hang out with.

That dude Coryell is really cool.

by Eibbor December 9, 2008

simon cowell

The only judge on American Idol that gives constructive critisism and an honest opinion. He's the entire reason for watching this show that was lame from the start. He wears tight black shirts (most of the time) and likes to tease Ryan Seacrest. That washed-up pop diva Paula Abdul is just one more punch on the arm away from getting Britishly bitchslapped by Mr. Cowell.

*No apologies to the American public are necessary.*

Simon Cowell: I hated it.

Paula: Oh, grow up! *punches Simon on the arm for the 50th time that episode*

Simon: THAT'S IT! *backhands Paula* Now you'll REALLY need those painkillers.

by mosnar June 11, 2006

Simon Cowell

The judge on American Idol who makes the show worth watching. He always breaks it to the contestants who can't sing that they suck, and always has something extremely critical to say. He's why the show's such a success; his critiques are actually pretty funny when u think about it.

In Season 5, after giving an (overweight) woman a golden ticket, Simon Cowell remarked "I hope they made the stage bigger this year." At first, this might seem really harsh. But when you think about it, he's actually really funny!

by blogger_08 January 20, 2006

Simon Cowell

To interrupt someone.

Guy1: So I was out last night with this girl, when I realiz...,
Guy2: Shut up!
Guy1: Why do you always Simon Cowell me!

by Icy Wyte December 9, 2016