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contact ass

The girl you pick up at a bar only because you're with another girl who is exceptionally hot. Her hotness is effectively your wingman and your proximity to this babe is what helps get you laid by other women. This is similar to a contact high where being near tokers is all you need to get stoned.
Dude #1: I brought this chick home from the bar last night. We totally hooked up.
Dude #2: Were you with that hot friend of yours from college that you used to date?
Dude #1: Totally, and the chick at the bar came over to talk to me. I didn't even open up the set.
Dude #2: Wicked, bro! You straight pulled some contact ass outta that place. We should party with your hot friend more often.
by tetdfromage August 5, 2012
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contact parker

A contact parker is a person who parallel-parks by backing up until making contact with the car behind, and then pulling forward a bit.
"Wow, did you see Carrie's rear bumper? ... it's got a lot of dents and marks on it!"

"Yeah, what do you expect, she's a contact parker."

"My front bumper has a lot of marks on it because people in my neighborhood are contact parkers. Sheesh!"
by hmakav February 5, 2013
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conjambled

A term used for whenever your brain absorbs too many thoughts at one time.
Robot Chicken makes me feel conjambled.
by Sicone187 December 20, 2015
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Contemplationship

Noun | Con·tem·pla·tion·ship | kon-tem-play-shun-ship |

· Contemplation upon getting into or possible retaining a Relationship
· An act of Starting or keeping interaction relations with another individual WITHOUT an official title or relationship

Or simple Put keeping a bunch of female/male Smash buddies (having a bunch of hoes to smash)
Finessing multiple different females/male to keep them around without making them
we could mess around, I'm not in an actual relationship, but a Contemplationship, i'm not sure if wanna be together with her yet .

This Contemplationship is killing me, I swear i he's always cheating on me, why wont he just make me his girlfriend

Forget my girlfriend bro, i'm in a Contemplationship with my side chick, thats my smash girl there
by Elfresh September 9, 2016
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contact cringe

The automatic biological response to cringe away from any sort of human contact. Prominently found in the introvert strand of the homo sapien species.
"Dude It was just a pat on the back, what's with the contact cringe?"
by IDCC May 7, 2017
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conteam

What Jess and Gabriel Conte call their fans.
Gabe: “Swipe up and get your conteam merch!”
by 2134709765 May 6, 2018
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Contange

"I heard she lives in a contange"
"Haha, really? What a slag!"
by Lankylobsterlegs April 3, 2020
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