air conditioner

Mankind's greatest invention. A magic box of cool that makes so called un-inhabitable places a stalemste place to live.

I'm going to the Sahara Desert.

Make sure to bring your air conditioner!

by Xovria July 4, 2017

considered harmful

Phrase made popular by computer scientist Edsger Dijkstra. Often modified into other variations.

Go To Statement Considered Harmful
Chuck Norris considered harmful

by Considered Harmful May 25, 2006

conditioner

a tool used for jacking off in the shower

You know when your a Jon when you use conditioner daily.

by tarzan and jane October 4, 2009

condiment whore

This is someone who comes to the drive through window and asks for more of everything that is free, such as more plasticware, paper plates, ketchup, dipping sauces, salt, pepper, honey, butter, and anything else that is generally given out for free.

Crazed Asian Women: "I want more honey, plates, forks, spoons and napkins."
KFC Worker 1: "OK, but I don't know why you need all that, all you ordered was a small mash potatoes."
Crazed Asain Women: "Just give it to me"
KFC Worker 1 to KFC Worker 2: "Dude she was a condiment whore"

by sammgs July 24, 2007

Concis

Concis is another word for boobs, but meaning big boobs

"look at liz, she has big concis"

by Elsu January 4, 2009

anti-condimentalist

Someone who believes food tastes better plain and opposes using ketchup, mayonnaise, mustard or relish.

David Smith flat out refuses to try mayo on his turkey sandwich. He's such an anti-condimentalist!

by blemsickle March 1, 2011

Ghetto Air Conditioning

Holding open the freezer door.

I couldn't afford an air conditioner so I had to crack open the freezer for ghetto air conditioning.

by Mattshizzle74 February 5, 2013