The Art of being
All on the same planet
at exactly the same Time, or moment
despite the illusion of zones
and invisible, divisible, spatial boundaries.
All on the same planet
at exactly the same Time, or moment
despite the illusion of zones
and invisible, divisible, spatial boundaries.
by skipix December 3, 2006
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ContentKeeper Expectations:
Kid: "I wanna play some roblox and watch adult content!"
ContentKeeper: "You have been restricted by the district's internet filter policy."
Kid: Oh no! "Just because of this message, I will never play a game again on this computer!"
ContentKeeper Reality:
Kid: "Ima play some roblox for 4 hours then get off"
ContentKeeper: "You have been restricted by the district's internet filter policy."
Kid: "Fuck you, school! Time to use one of my 900 vpns!"
Kid: "I wanna play some roblox and watch adult content!"
ContentKeeper: "You have been restricted by the district's internet filter policy."
Kid: Oh no! "Just because of this message, I will never play a game again on this computer!"
ContentKeeper Reality:
Kid: "Ima play some roblox for 4 hours then get off"
ContentKeeper: "You have been restricted by the district's internet filter policy."
Kid: "Fuck you, school! Time to use one of my 900 vpns!"
by chikn ALT November 16, 2020
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A group approach to the solution of a problem by breaking it down and having members of the group solve different parts of the problem simultaneously. Rooted from the historic strategy of powerful empires/rulers separating their enemies among themselves before attacking them; separating a large army into smaller divisions to be able to defeat each smaller portion at a time.
*Working on group school project* "Let's divide and conquer this thing. Let's break it down into four parts and all four of us can pick one to do."
by Day Lovell November 15, 2021
Get the Divide and conquer mug.Someone who still believes in saving the planet but understands that it cant be done in the traditional ways.
They believe in peace and love, but also in protecting themselves if the situation calls for it.
They also shower and have a job.
But they still smoke weed.
And they believe in gun rights.
They believe in peace and love, but also in protecting themselves if the situation calls for it.
They also shower and have a job.
But they still smoke weed.
And they believe in gun rights.
"Who are those freaks protesting the Feroe Island in Denmark's annual slaughter of Calderon dolphins that are on the list of extinction that we so carelessly pay little attention too through new and initiative ways?"
"Its those damn contemporary hippies."
"Its those damn contemporary hippies."
by Solarisrenideo June 15, 2012
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by Lewiscypher13 November 12, 2012
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Get the Content mug.An erection that arises at an inopportune time (i.e., while watching women's figure skating, etc.), causing discord in the domestic circle.
John's excitement over watching Project Runway caused a bone of contention, and subsequently, a night of sleeping on the couch
by Glenn Quagmire January 7, 2006
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