Columbian Espresso

When you get woken up by a finger/hand and a vibrator combo.

Last weekend this chick woke me up with a columbian espresso and it was incredible.

by Aqua Sluts March 8, 2021

columbian taco

When you play 6 games of basketball and you are dirty with drum undamaged cheese and u put in in a woman's vagina.

Girl imma give you a Columbian taco

by Asapcuhcuh April 20, 2018

Columbian Fire Crickets

The act of spreading ones foreskin infront of the sparks coming off an angle grinder.

"I hear Jude is really into Columbian Fire Crickets."

by Blortlord May 1, 2025

Columbian Beneigh (Beignet)

When a guy dips his balls in vinegar, rubs them in cocaine and drags/lays them on someone's head.

Did you see Todd give his girl a Columbian Beneigh (Beignet) last night? If I was her I would be furious. Balls Columbian

by Mongoose-Uh-Loose March 13, 2015

Columbian Cock Rush

The act of a male inserting his penis into a nostril of a female and then beating off while the go precedes to snort up all the "baby batter" and try to get a buzz...

She won't but, its whatever your in to...

Yeah man, she wanted my cock for her fix of Columbian Cock Rush

by WTFuckisthis March 1, 2011

Columbian Condom

When a male covers his genitalia in cocaine, then engages in intercourse with a female.

Dude Carlos totally gave Katarina a columbian condom, she was messed up, but she was feeling great!

by Nor Y Mac September 9, 2012

Columbian foot job

When you do a line of coke on a hooker's foot.

I heard Rodrigo got a prostitute last night and did the Columbian foot job on her!

by Soccertise May 18, 2022