cobol

Lead me to my current stae of insanity.

"Please help me doctor,i am not well. Have youbeendrinking,...no,smoking...no,COBOL...yes thats it!!!!"

by cory tee May 4, 2005

spank dem guts wid a cocola

Kinky sex taking advantage of refreshing beverage bottles.

When I get to my girlfriends house later, I'm gonna spank dem guts wid a cocola

by B Webb March 6, 2008

clol

the form of lol that has finally justified itself to what its really supposed to be

clol stands for cyber laughing out loud

lets face it no one actually is laughing when they type lol so clol is obviously a better choice to say

many forms including clolcopter, clolzor, clolsauce, clolbuggie, clolplane

person 1: hey whats up!
person 2: yeah i heard a great joke about how the rabbit and the tortise ...
person 1:clol
person 2:What?
person 1:clol
person 2:oh i get it yeah i'm not really laughing but if i was this guy on the web and my avatar was next to yours then he would be cloling it up

by Kierowanya January 5, 2008

collaging

When you take a bunch of pictures of people's junk (from the Internet), make a collage out of them on Word or Paint, photocopy a shitload, and plaster all over coworker's cubicle, office, windshield.

Randall: "Johnson's makin' me work late this Friday!"
Todd: "Dude, you know what you gotta do?"
Randall: "What?"
Todd: "You gotta do some collaging in his fuckin' office!"

by Amda Michael Ydoom November 30, 2010

Coholler

White woman who has sex with mostly black men. Typically has a dark circle around the vagina.

"Ameri is such a coholler. I bet her pussy is black."

by Thgulife October 13, 2011

Colel

Eating beans before watching a soap opera with your grandmother so as to purposely have violent farts during the show. The objective is to give your grandmother a collapsed lung.

Damon: Hey grandma let me go eat some beans before we watch The Young and the Restless.

Grandmother: You better not try to Colel me, mother fucker.

by Crinton February 28, 2013

cow collage

a collage with a bunch of rednecks.The most cow collage is defintly virginia tech.

vt guy:get err done bill (cow collage)
uva guy:lets Go HOOS!!! (prep collage)

by uvasportsdude July 16, 2008