Collectibles

Another term used for saying you have hoes. Or many people you “talk” to.

Friend- bro i thought you were dating her.
Friend 2- No dude, she just one of my collectibles.

by Mr.Wiskers August 27, 2018

Collective Diary

Facebook.

Facebook is so unique. Think about it. What has ever existed like it before? It's the first-ever example of what is a... collective diary. Hey, I should submit that to Urban Dictionary.

by Vincent Van Dazzled February 25, 2019

Collecting Socks

Taking that ass.

Jamie: I WAS COLLECTING SOCKS ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF AT A TIME!!
Player: Okay, man. Whatever.

by Millimeter Beter March 20, 2019

Collecting Socks

Taking that ass.

Jamie: I WAS COLLECTING SOCKS THE WHOLE TIME I WAS ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD. FOR ANN HOUR AND A HALF STRAIGHT I WAS COLLECTING THEM BOYS!
Player: Okay, man. Whatever.

by Millimeter Beter March 20, 2019

Collective

Just as a group of crows is a murder, a group of sheep is a herd...

A group of assholes is a collective

"Julianne raised 5 boys and yet somehow they ended up just being a collective."

"How can those boys be so mean, mom?"

"It's just what happens when there's a collective sweetie."

by K- November 16, 2020

Collection basket

Money to keep the well oiled machine going, functioning.

Anything dysfunctional is no good for the machine, it's designed to have interchangeable, functional parts that keep it running. It takes lots of money, so there's always a collection basket to keep it going.

by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020

Collection basket

Money to keep the well oiled machine going, functioning.

Anything dysfunctional is no good for the machine, it's designed to have interchangeable, functional parts that keep it running (as a collective). No individuals. It takes lots of money, so there's always a collection basket to keep it going.

by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020