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Coconutting

During the height of sexual arousal when the male grabs his scrotum and smacks his testicles on the chin of his partner while ejaculating thus simulating eagerly breaking a coconut for the delicious milk.
1. Have you been Spider Manning dem hoes? Hell nah, we're coconutting now. We don't Spider Man no mo' we just coconut dat ho.
2. She's got a lovely bunch of coconuts. There they are a sitting in corn rows. Big ones small ones ones the size of her head.
3. "What? She swallows carrying a coconut?"
-She could grip it by the husk...
"It's not a matter of where she grips it. It's a simple matter of weight ratios. A 105 lb. woman could not carry a 1 lb. coconut."
by Coconut Boi December 17, 2007
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Coconut water

A term a lesbian uses, it is said that American coconut water tastes like a vagina. So if a girl says she likes coconut water that means she wanna have some women in her bed.
Jackson: Ey Dream what do you wanna drink?

Dream:*looks at another woman* I'll have some coconut water
by DreamIsALesbian January 23, 2021
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Perky Coconuts Island

Perky Coconuts Island is the Island the the bushmurrys bushmurry live on. It has 4 islands in the shape of circles touching eachother. It is surrounded by beautiful beach. On these Islands you will find gorgi huts and palm trees and beautiful people. BUT however in the middle of the islands in an ugly wasteland where people called the NATIVES live they live in fig trees and have no lifes. COME TO PERKY COCONUTS ISLAND WHERE THE SURF IS GREAT AND THE GIRLS R PRETTY(KELSI IS)
Native: ur hot where do u live?
Kelsi: perky coconuts island of course
Courtz: R u and native or a bushmurry
Native: Native
Courtz kat and kelsi: pooh go back to your wasteland! no interbreding with natives
Native: Damn i liked the look of that blonde one
Kelsi: Who me?
Native: yes you!
by Courtney May 21, 2004
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coconut college

A slang term for alternative high schooling for those who have been kicked out of normal high school or those who are over 21 and are no longer allowed to attend normal high school and want to finish. The coconut part comes from slang term coconut which means idiot, dumb person, etc and the college part because it's taken later in life. The term became wide spread in the 70's.
Dude 1: Hey man, are you up for going out tonight?

Dude 2: Sorry man, I gotta report into coconut college with independent studies
by Dusty Bannister January 9, 2008
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coconut

The action describing how you're going to make somebody go "coco" when you "nut" in them.
by kebweb August 2, 2022
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Sex Coconut

Someone with high labido and short hair.
That sex coconut posted pictures of his catbum online
by L'espirit Libre July 8, 2010
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Coconuts

Usually found in tropical places, unless they migrate or are carried by a sparrow. They can be cut in half and banged together to mimic a horse in case you don't have the budget for a real one.
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts (do del le do) There they are standing in the road. Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head. You give 'em a twist, a flick of the wrist is what the showman said.
by xWolfiex August 23, 2011
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