Cucumberbund

When you are wearing dress attire, pop a boner, and have to hide it up in your cumberbund.

I was at the Oscars when Scarlett Johansson's tit popped out and I had to rock a cucumberbund.

by saundrew February 24, 2013

Cucumber encumberer

A more esoteric term for "cock blocker" derived from the term "encumber: to restrict or burden (someone or something) in such a way that free action or movement is difficult." and "cucumber: a hard pickle, and pickle means penis."
The term may also exist in the form of "encumber(ed/ing) the/my/his cucumber" as well as other possible combinations.

"Jenny's crazy roommate who adopted 4 cats and hates men probably fingers herself to encumbering my cucumber like it's a fucking hobby. I just want a piece of Jenny!"
"Cucumber encumberer, keeping the cum out of her!"

by omfgireallydontcare August 16, 2016

cucumber gentleman

When a girl loses her virginity to a cucumber

Emily: so how did you guys first do it? Was the guy hot?

Tori: umm... I lost my virginity with a cucumber.

Emily: he must have been a real "cucumber gentleman"

by Savage Cucumber May 20, 2016

Cucumber Witch

Someone who performs various feats often though unattainable by humans, but scares easily like a cat with a cucumber.

Person 1: How did she even do that? How did she guess that stuff?
Person 2: I don't know, I guess Bouchardino is just a cucumber witch.

by cucumber whore June 18, 2017

cucumber wonder

If you have anal and then you pull it out. If its green it's called a cucumberwonder.

Sara: Put it in my ass

Darren: OK, if you say so

*sticks in*

*Pull out*

Darren: OH SHIT IT'S A CUCUMBER WONDER.

by looksatme November 22, 2018

cucumber jumper

Another word for a man's foreskin. As the cucumber resembles the penis, and a jumper acting as clothing for it.

Hey mate! Just got my cucumber jumper removed. Took 37 years but finally a free man.

by BugooWozurd January 8, 2021

Cucumber penis pp

Cucumber penis pp is the pp that's wore by me, my pp was lost when in was playing natural disaster survival and it was sad sadder then ppl that got spied by matts pp my pp is not spy able it's a cucumber now now I cannot have sex with cb because he might eat it and he also divorced me

Cucumber penis pp is lost not funy because I'm a turtle

by detatchable cock February 4, 2021