COCKPOCK

The start of a f’d up day

He said “ another Cockpock” day as he stepped on a fresh dog turd while walking to get the paper

She said: This is total cockpock that my heat went out last night and my car won’t start this morning!’

by solstadwest September 21, 2018

CockSmocker

A CockSmocker is what you would refer to a friend of yours, who always has gross and stale sheets, towels, socks, lying around his room because he keeps jerking off into the smocks.

John: "yo Damien, why are all ya damn socks stiff???"
Gary: "its cuz he's a fucking cocksmocker, that's gross dude..."
Damien: "who are you guys? how'd you get into my house?!?!? HONEY HIDE THE KIDS!"
John: "you can hide them but you won't stop us damien" *pulls out gun*

*shots heard in the distance, muffled screaming*

Gary: "you kill the bitch and i'll bring the van 'round back"
John: "got it, why are we keeping the kids alive tho?"
Gary: "their grandparents are rich john, they'll do anything to get them back, including giving us all their retirement money"
John: "so why'd we kill Damien?"
Gary: "to show gran-gran that we're legit"

by Craig the crack head September 11, 2019

Cocksucker

When a man named Joe tries to slob on your knob like corn on the cob

Fuck off joe you cocksucker

by Anthony Pesante October 31, 2019

cocksuckerbiter

A cock sucker who's been known to bite when they get excited.

Vanessa Vidyartee, stop being a fucking cocksuckerbiter!

by nfirstthingthing January 19, 2020

youtube cocksucker

A rabid follower of certain youtube individuals, that follow a said youtuber regardless of whether that individual is right or wrong. They would follow that individual to the ends of the Earth and literally drink their piss just to feel an association with that individual.

"Man, that Kan Kli is such a youtube cocksucker for T'boi Reid."

by The Truth about T'boi October 11, 2016

Auburn Cockrocket

When you cum so hard it turns both of your heads red.

Wow bill looks really tanned today! No George he was in the office with Penny, he obviously gave her an Auburn Cockrocket!

by AimForTheKnee October 26, 2016

Poisoned Cocksucker

A person that does not show up to retrieve you for an event. Or a person who continually makes bad decisions.

When GG was doing his last tour and you didn't Show up, You fucked up in 93 you "Poisoned Cocksuckers".

by solum_hussain June 18, 2020