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1. A term referring to a particularly homosexual person, used in the effort to reclaim offensive terms. Works best if target of term is actually cocksucker, ass-pirate, or both.
Check that cocksucker ass-pirate out...that's my boyfriend.
by Tickle Me Fuckhead January 2, 2010
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Cocksucker's Reward

A Cocksucker's Reward is a mouthful of hot cum.
I suck dick because I like the Cocksucker's Reward!
by eda-skip March 16, 2022
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cocksock

A nostalgic term used retrospectively for the sock one used to jack off into, before one graduated to paper towels, the toilet, the shower, etc.

Synonym for crusty sock.
Oh gawd, I think I just rediscovered my cocksock under this stack of old clothes. Those were the days ...
by JZ783 July 11, 2016
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Cocksucker

used as an adjective to decsribe someone or somthing that has pissed you off
That dumb cocksucker wouldant know the difference between a sneeze and a wet fart
by ldye1990 September 25, 2008
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cocksucker's reward

A cocksucker's reward is a mouthful of hot cum.
I sucked his dick and he gave me a cocksucker's reward!
by USAF Cadet September 23, 2020
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Cocksuck

Stupid people who don't know how to have a good time. They always get caught up in drama and are very gay.
Erica is a cocksuck for trying to cut her wrists because her mom punished her.
by Jonathan Andrew Liriano September 11, 2007
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Cockstick

Cockstick: (Noun, Verb)

Refers to an individual who is rude or inconsiderate at the expense of others, often without regard.

Generally this word is used to describe certain behaviors while driving and the people who engage in them.

A Cockstick might "cockstick" others in a variety of ways by doing things such as "cocksticking" their way into your lane of traffic or "cocksticking" you at a red light by turning across multiple lanes of traffic.

The phrase was coined in the early 19th century during the horse and buggy days of transportation by a Irishman who was upset at an individual for cutting his carriage off at a crossroads in order to park on the opposite side of the street. Instead of waiting for the Irishman to pass, as he should have, he instead decided that his need to park on that side of the street overrided common courtesy, basic human decency, or even traffic laws.

Instead of yelling out "You motherless cocksucker!" as the Irishman normally would have done, it suddenly dawned on him that the rude man in question had performed a veritable replacement for surprise anal sex in vehicular form. Thus, the Irishman quickly came up with the phrase "cockstick" to imply that the man was a cock who "stuck" him by surprise and much to his anger and dismay.

Today this term is widely used in bouts of roadrage and thanks to some quick thinking by an Irishman (who was undoubtedly drunk, as they always are) we now have a proper term for these lowlife, degenerate scum.
Someone who, when you are stopped at a light, will try to squeeze in through you in order to turn, against the flow of traffic.

Someone who, when they see a one-lane road ahead for any reason: construction, accident, or sinkhole (for example) will continue in the wrong lane until the last possible inch in order to cut ahead of everyone else who merged when they should have.

These sons of bitches are both cockstickers of the highest order.
by Cockstick "Jones" McGee August 10, 2008
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