commando cocktail party

a party where attendees do not wear undergarments, and the female attendees wear skirts.

"Bro, you freeballin to the Commando Cocktail Party at Michael's house this friday night?"

"Of course, ya big dummy. Ain't no one wearing drawls - and the lizzies are wearing skirts. It's gonna be like a clam dig in Nantucket!"

"Spectabulous, germanicus!"

by Jo Jo Jikaphrio November 10, 2007

pussy fart cocktail

a girl takes a huge shit into a cocktail glass and tops it off with a wicked pussy fart. The shit is optional but the pussy fart is mandatory. you may do what you want with the finished cocktail...

Bill: dude i'm craving something awesome
Jessica: do you want to put it in my asshole?
Bill: No i want a pussy fart cocktail
Jessica: ok perfect, i just ate taco bell and have lots of air in my puss

by Jamal Schwartz October 21, 2010

Cocktail

1. When a man puts his penis between a girls legs and through the buttcrack so it sticks out like a tail

Lance said Sally was looking good, so he gave her a cocktail for her birthday.

by Rockhardabs September 24, 2011

cocktail wieners

Best served with barbeque sauce and a toothpick. May be cooked in a microwave or an oven then doused in bbq sauce

I made cocktail wieners the other day b4 my friends came over they were very good.

by Will April 22, 2005

Orgasm Cocktail

An orgasm cocktail is the name of an alcoholic beverage, and a girl layes on the table naked with cold glass up against her vagina and the alcoholic drink is poured in and the man lays on top of the women also naked like a 69er and licks the drink out the cold glass.

hey sexy, fancy an orgasm cocktail.

by Sexlover5000 June 12, 2011

clockable

Checkable, like on RuPaul's Drag Race, Michelle's hairstyle was compared to that of a contestant and her response was to say that her hairline was not clockable.

Or, if you're in your car, speeding, and the radar gun clocks you going over the limit, you're apt to be ticketed.

In the first example, only something faked is clockable. In the second anyone on the road is clockable but only the violator is able to be ticketed for speeding.

The electric car doesn't go over 50 so it won't be clockable on the highway, but the drag queen is wearing lace front wigs, padded hips and bust and is clockable on the runway.

by Bicentennial baby July 28, 2016

las vegas cocktail

the las vegas coctail is a combination of soma and vicodin. Usually a user takes it in a two to one ratio soma to vicodin. Some say the effects are similar to heroin when the dose is high enough.

Man I was in a soma coma las night after I took 5 somas and three norco pills. A serious Las Vegas Cocktail

by waywardpal October 27, 2007