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Ceaser Stretching

Deliberately stretching and exercising while fully nude so as to seduce a member of the same sex.
Mike totally was ceaser stretching that guy at the spa in Vegas.
by Ghost lawyer February 27, 2017
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Cloaser

If your names marc your a keeper. You have a big dick, black hair and eyes. Physically active. And loves to make people laugh, you are a loyal person. Your very attractive, and can steal anyone's bitch.
"Damn look at Marc over there"

" Marc has a big dick"

"Hes a keeper"

" He's AMAZING at sports"
"Damn look at Cloaser (Marc) over there"

" Marc has a big dick"

"Hes a keeper"

" He's AMAZING at esports"
by cloasersbitch October 12, 2020
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Ear-cleaners

The type of headphones that poke really deep into your ear, to block out all other sound. If ears aren't cleaned regularly, they will attract earwax
Steve: Dude, I loaned Jim my ear-cleaners and when he gave them back, they were covered in his earwax...

Tomothy: ugh thats so gross, he should clean his ears more
by puu^3dz0rz September 8, 2010
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Steveland Cleamer

The act of walking into the bathroom while your significant other is taking a shower, closing all the doors, vents, and windows, and taking a dump in the toilet and not flushing it so they are left with your foul remains for the remainder of their steamy shower.
"Jeffy surprised me with a Steveland Cleamer the other day. I still can't get the smell out of my hair!"
by Longdongtom69 May 18, 2018
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Taint Cleaner

cleaner you use to scrub and clean your taintal area
WOW he has some nice taint cleaner
by Janis tanter September 14, 2018
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Butt cleaner

When you are in the bathroom pooping or peeing and when you are done you use the butt cleaner to clean your butt with water
by Jad19273 January 30, 2020
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Goblin Cleaver

A squash racket - the most fearsome weapon known to man. It is wielded by only the most fearless, and can only be activated while screaming.
'I activate the Goblin Cleaver... NYAAAAAAAAAAHHRRGHHHHHHHHH'
by chestergie October 13, 2020
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