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No Clean Submarine

A dump, that once is taking, does not need to be wiped.
"Dude I just had a no clean submarine in that bathroom and it felt so good.
by GOdLy-! April 4, 2009
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Speed Clean

definition one- all the garbage goes in the garbage.
definition two- all the garbage goes in the closet.
definition three- all the garbage goes under the bed.

also see: MAKE YOUR SISTER DO IT.
i have major speed cleaning to do.

how will i ever get this done?!
well, i speed clean just don't open my closet.

i told you to clean quickly, not speed clean! now look at your bed !!
by rawrpurpledinoivana February 20, 2010
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Ms.Clean

when a girl puts toothpaste on your dick and uses it as a toothbrush to clean her mouth leaving it minty fresh
yo i gave ur mom a ms.clean lastnight
by brad swikawoski March 13, 2010
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clean the baby cannon

I wish she would clean the baby cannon.
by redheadbass January 13, 2013
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Clean-book

n. The term used to describe one who feigns intellect, through ostentatiously purchasing high-brow books with no intention of actually reading them.

Clean-books are so-called from their library of mint condition paper backs, each with crisp, virgin pages, bereft of even a single crease in their spines. As any real reader knows, a typical paperback usually becomes visibly worn and battered after the first time it has been read.

Common behaviour of clean-books includes the frequent posting of Facebook statuses about the books that they have purchased, or the occasional, generic, trite review. Eg: "Hemmingway- what an author.", or "Moby Dick is a good read." Some clean-books go to further lengths than others, and are even known to read reviews or full synopses of the books online, as well as memorizing popular online opinions and interpretations in case their integrity is challenged.
"He's not really as smart as he makes out; he's a bit of a clean-book."

"I went to John's house to borrow Treasure Island, and he's a fucking clean-book! You should have seen how pristine all his books were!
by IceCreamBros May 11, 2013
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bean clean

'bean clean'the act of performing oral sex on a female,tounging the clitoris,going down to clean the bean.
if you give me a blow job ill pop down and give you a bean clean,give your bean a clean
by spanjabber13 September 27, 2013
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Legendary Clean Wipe

The ultra rare act of taking a shit and then wiping only to discover a clean piece of toilet paper.
It was a glorious moment for me when I went poo and pulled off the legendary clean wipe.
by TesticularTorsion July 25, 2014
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