Dirty Claudia

When a lesbian sends kiss emojis to the ex wife of her mom's neighbor

You did the Dirty Claudia again, didn't you?

Yes, but she blocked me

by HermanGerman0815 April 13, 2023

Dirty Jean-Claude

When a guy cums on two buns and slaps them onto your arse so they stick before eating you out.

It was a great night after he did a dirty Jean-Claude on me

by Klumsy_Moose May 3, 2022

Claudia

She is the most glamorous, fabulous, kindest, funniest, prettiest and an amazing dancer💗.Claudia is a funny, fabulous, glamorous, beautiful and amazing person💗. She is so talented.💖 Everyone is her friend because she is the kindest funniest person.😇 Everyone is lucky to even know such an amazing talented person who is always there for you no matter what💘Claudia is so freaking extra and amazing🔥. Claudia always knows how to make you feel better.🌺She will always make you laugh🌈 and you will always be able to make her laugh🌊

Everyone loves her.💖 she is everyone’s best friend because she and so freaking amazing💖. Claudia loves to joke around and have fun💗

by Sienna Hartley May 4, 2019

Claude

To be a treacherous sack of horseshit who no-one can rely on

Man 1: Did Tom really ditch us for that other group?
Man 2: What a fucking Claude.

by Alois Trancy's Ghost February 20, 2019

Claudia Shaw

an extemly gorgeous girl. you have to do a double take when she walks bye. her eyes will creep their ways into your heart. shes a wonderful listener and will Always be there for anybody. she neive and very trusting and tends to get hurt way to often from that. She is in everyway perfect. she has the reputation of a nice, innocent, fun loving girl. but once you get to know her better you find out she has a bad side. she can seduce any man with just one glance. her hair is never perfect but always suits her and she free-spirit ways.

shes delicate like a flower and needs to be taken care of with love and support.

she has the most beautiful lips, soft and kissable.

any man that is with her will think every moment. "how did i get this lucky?"
girlfriend material

boy 1:did you see claudia shaw today?

boy2: i want her to be mine

boy 3: i didnt know angels existed till i met her

boy 4: shes mine. i will do anything to keep it like that to

by Abby Thomas December 19, 2012

Jean-Claude Van Damn

Interjection
Something becomes Jean-Claude Van Damn-like when it is both kick-ass and extremely outdated.

Eduardo: Remember Last Action Hero and Over The Top? Jean-Claude Van Damn!

by trueconnerite98 April 12, 2013

Jean Claude Van Damme

A ballerina from Belgium with a speech impediment who really likes to do splits.

Van Damme hasn't made a good movie yet, though, he keeps trying, which is great because now we get to celebrate his mediocrity with him --how original.

I've actually heard he's a pretty nice guy which makes little difference to most Americans because they have no fuckin' clue where Belgium actually is located on a map since Geography and History are both taught as one subject in school.

Person 1: Did you see the last Jean Claude Van Damme movie?

Person2: Please tell me it will be his last --ever.

Person1: He didn't make any promises.

Person2: Oh my god, help me! I've been Van Dammed!

by Jaspa J October 1, 2012