Clarinetiquette

The art of practicing the clarinet without disturbing your neighbors.

The doofas upstairs played that fucking licorice stick all day and all night ... shitty clarinetiquette!

by TasteMonger November 17, 2017

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Clarity Cooling

When a man is experiencing post nut clarity and turns on a fan in the direction of his penis.

(Meant for pleasure after the deed is done and the clarity MAY be amplified)

"Dude, have you tried clarity cooling it feels soo good."

by IcedCooler July 27, 2019

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clariel

a claire who goes up to ring a doorbell and it plays ‘under the sea’

‘that was such a clariel moment’

by cheekywilly101 May 19, 2022

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The clarity meme is a trend of where one person jumps off or falls off a high place that could result in death, but another person reaches down to grab and save the falling person from the tragic death.

Person 1: "I wanna pull a clarity meme."
Person 2: "You mean as if in falling off a high place and have someone save you?"
Person 1: "Exactly bro"

by kokomikokomo May 7, 2023

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Bass Clarinetist

They seem all nice and friendly when in reality they want to beat your ass until you're black and blue. don't call it a saxophone or say anything closely related to a saxophone. They also get ignored by the band director constantly and are often missed when they have to play their part with the tubas. as consequence to the ban director, they do not play, they do not speak, they don't even finger. and they will only be recognized when they are not there that day.

"Tubas and bass clarinets play your part."
"The Bass Clarinet(s) isn't here sir."
"oh."
then he goes onto mark said bass clarinetist absent 30 minutes into the class.

by MissGuts January 5, 2022

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