commando push up

Theoretically a push up done in a handstand. In actuality, a push up merely done without wearing underwear. So, when a guy is bragging that he can do commando push ups, it may not be what you expect...

Guy: Guess what? I did 12 commando push ups last night.
Girl: Really? What's that?
Different Guy: Oh, shut up, dude. It just means he did push up 'au naturale'.

Girl: Ew..!

by Yaneedtono July 14, 2010

commando noob

the worst type of n00b, lacks any skill or must hack to look like they have skill.

"Dude you are such a commando noob, 50 to 0, i mean come on"
"God the BR and Plasma Psitol Combo is such a commando noob move"

by HMAR December 7, 2006

Commando

the best arnold movie

let off some steam, bennet

by me May 20, 2004

commando pro

Commando Pro is one better than commando. If you go commando you go without underwear, to go commando pro you let everyone know by having your flies undone. For maximum effect go for discrete public exposure.

(Whilst walking in Nicholson's Centre):

Wife: Why's that girl giving you a horrid look like she's sucking a lemon?
You: Don't worry, I must have forgotten to do my zip up and you know I'm commando.
Wife: You mean commando pro

by eneville August 9, 2010

clamando

When a women does not wear underwear underneath her outer clothing.

Britney Spears forgets to watch how she steps out of her limo and shows how she forgets to wear underwear. This is going clamando

by Scott Decca August 13, 2007

commando

Best Arnie movie ... EVER

Come on! You gotta like the part where he just causes mass extinction on a whole island only getting a few scratches.

by Mister Ignorant April 23, 2004

full time clamando

Full time Clamando is a woman that never ever wears underwear or undergarments.

Mary Jo has always been in full time Clamando

by Midwest baller May 27, 2017