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Urinal Cuddler

noun: a person who takes the urinal next to you when thiers multiple urinals to choose from.
Person 1: Dude, theres alot of urinal cuddlers in that bathroom

Person 2: I betta watch myself!
by Young brendan/brandon February 23, 2009
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hard cuddle

The action of cuddling before approaching sexual intercourse for the male to get an erection.
Give me a hard cuddle before we make sweet, sweet sexual intercourse on your grandmothers porch.
by liljurd December 7, 2014
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cuddlesexual

A cuddlesexual is someone who prefers cuddling over sexual acts. This person may or may not cuddle with the opposite and/or same sex. This person may or may not be hyposexual or hypersexual.
"I cuddle and then leave before he asks for sex."

"I am a cuddlesexual; I prefer to cuddle over all else."
by Sir William Edward Cuddle III February 26, 2011
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Cuddle Season

The time between October and February where singles rush to find dates for those holiday parties, meeting family, new year's kiss and lastly Valentine's Day. Most of these will end in disaster.
"I was on tinder and this girl invited me to her parents on Christmas"

" it's cuddle season man, she probably doesn't want her parents asking why she's still single again."
by capnSOLO April 9, 2016
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Cuddle Riot

A modern variant on the sit-in, relying on much more aggressive passiveness. Tactically useful since police find it awkward to walk in on it.
We're going to cuddle riot in the Dean's office over the lack of coed housing.
by GWC-RMD December 21, 2008
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Cuddle Beams

Beams or pulsions sent from one person to another that make the receiver feel cuddly/happy/warm/cute/comfortable.
She sent me cuddle beams last night because it was raining and cold. I am now happy.
by cuddlebeams September 1, 2012
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Cuddleship

That point when it's excelled past friendship to the point where you can platonicly cuddle
"Are you guys dating?"
"Nah were just in a cuddleship"
by KittyKatty February 11, 2014
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