chumping

Chumping is non-humping cheating, because you would have to be a chump to cheat but not hump.

Variation: chumpin'

"Dude why even bother chumping, if you're not getting the humps then she should get the dumps."

by Alessa November 10, 2008

Chumping

Going for a bum or bumming men

Fancy a chump?

Matt: What u up to tonight?

Tom: Nothing much, just a spot of chumping

by Battyymannlover1212 June 23, 2009

Chumping

The sport of jumping children.

Nice chumping bro, those kids didn't see you coming! I'm so embarrassed I ever planked!

by coolguy1984 July 5, 2011

chumping

jumping over unsuspecting children

I started chumping over people because i was bored of planking

by paulnz1 July 5, 2011

chopping crows

what white people think black people call having sex. At least that's what I'm told.

Man, last night the pizza delivery guy caught me and my girlfriend chopping crows on the kitchen table!

by wes July 11, 2004

chopping hands motion

Another thing me and Rich came up with aswell as slammin' doors. the chopping hands motion is a lesser known replacement for the common 'wanker' sign, and involves moving your hands up and down in a chopping motion when they are about 6 inches apart and fairly parrallel. This came about in a bragging contest about the fashion in which we had to pleasure ourselves because of our over-sized penises.

someone-"why are you doing that in Perry's general direction"
me-"for a laugh really"

by Barry the Baptist March 19, 2005

Chopping block

The act of deleting your slam hog from every form of social media (I.e. text, snap chat, Facebook etc...) whilst ramming your cock inside him or her ass-up-face-down.

That annoying worthless bitch kept fucking up my game; so they got the chopping block.

by Cakes100 February 28, 2018